yes folks, jesus can save you from three out of four elephants of the apocalypse
i forgot my whoreson phone today. i think it is because i was so productive last night
- i had a nice dinner
- prepped my taxes
- paid my bills
- organized some files
- re-printed all my gd receipts to get my transit check from my last job, since they apparently lost the claim i made a week ago
- had some fun and games online
my job has not leveled out yet, but the change is in the wind. i finally have an assistant, and i am beginning to delegate slowly but surely. it means little by little things are moving my way.
we have an interesting situ here at work. officially, noone can leave early today. last year, a daughter of abraham complained that the people who worship a jew with holes in his hands got to leave early, but not the people who worship a fat chinese man, a jew with a red cloak and a staff who can’t read a map of the desert and talks to burning shrubbery,a guy whose parents gave him the same first and middle name, or folks worship the sun, moon, trees and bees. i don’t think the people who believe this entire posse of weirdos are like some sort of spiritual adams family, and reject the whole show were represented.
at any rate, as a result, the decision was passed down that nobody is to leave early today. traditionally, i guess, they let people leave early. not today sirrah! however, everyone on the XO staff is leaving at noon.
how the fuck do you keep the crew in lines when the captains hit the lifeboats?
i have told my peeps to take a long lunch at three if they feel the need to.
me, the godless heathen, will be sitting here phoneless until the elephants cows come home, or some equally apropos lame imagery.