Inspired by the fact that actor Hugo Weaving plays both Elrond and Agent Smith.
“You seem to live two lives, Mr. Baggins. In one, you are a peaceful and productive resident of the Shire. In the other, you flit about the world in the company of wizards, dwarves, and other low lives, apparently attempting to hurl a magic ring into a volcano.
“One of these paths has a future, Mr. Baggins.”
Thanks for making my day Greg.