A snippet after a brief discussion concerning the propensities which many monkeys show towards the flinging of poo:
[22:30] me: POOPFLINGERS
[22:30] me: AHAHAHAHA
[22:30] me: that
[22:30] me: is a xmas boutique gift item
[22:30] me: right there
[22:30] me: a turdbuchet
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[22:31] me: i’m tellin ya
[22:33] me: http://www.mangonel.com/mini/
[22:33] me: right there
[22:33] me: repackage it
[22:33] me: and slap a “poop not included” label on it
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[22:34] me: i’m telling you
[22:34] me: this could work!
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[22:34] me: like those little rubber band guns
[22:34] me: with shit, instead of rubber bands
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[22:34] me: no chance of taking an eye out
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[22:35] me: unless your poop source is eating a lot of corn
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[22:35] me: and
[22:35] me: this has an upwards market
[22:35] me: like, playskool? 9-99
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[22:35] me: poop flinger: gerbil to shetland pony
[22:36] me: i bet the k9-rangesmearer with be the best seller
[22:36] me: but the feline-fecaltosser may be a strong urban contender
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[22:37] me: i hope that is a good thing
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