Zen and the art of arrested development
Lui Po one day asked Wu Pan, “Why is it that the sun does not crash into the moon?” Wu Pan answered, “It is because the unit for infrared remote release attaches to the front release ports of the cast aluminium alloy shell with permanently attached motor housing in lightweight magnesium around the tripod socket threads.” Lui Po bowed before Wu Pan.
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