Day: December 24, 2002

EGON
I’m worried, Ray. It’s getting crowded in there. And all my recent data points to something big on the horizon.

WINSTON
What do you mean, big?

EGON
Well. Let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According this morning’s sample, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
RAY coughs violently

WINSTON
That’s a big Twinkie.
EGON nods and eats his Twinkie.

RAY
We could be on the verge of a fourfold crossrip! A PKE surge of incredible, even dangerous proportions!

PETER
coming down stairs
We just had a visit from the Environmental Protection Agency. How’s the grid holding up?

RAY
Not good.

WINSTON
Tell him about the Twinkie.

PETER
What about the Twinkie?