oh god i love gwar… its kind of funny how this song is still good, despite us having a different bush in office, and it being over a decade since we were bombing this shit out of stuff over there.

Stupid warmongering republicans.

[13:34] <@shortah> we came up with punk/ska/emo band names
[13:34] <@idboy> i love it
[13:34] <@shortah> what about nu metal
[13:34] <@shortah> something serious and mournful
[13:34] <@shortah> “Disdainful Reckoning”
[13:35] <@shortah> distain
[13:35] <@shortah> ?
[13:35] <@Balr0g> Somber Lullabyes
[13:35] <@idboy> how about “shameful exhortations”
[13:35] <@shortah> Corpsebreath
[13:35] <@shortah> lol
[13:35] <@Wangch61> DOubting voice
[13:35] <@Balr0g> The power of 0
[13:35] <@shortah> barbwire noose
[13:36] <@idboy> “Neitzches Mezzuzah”
[13:36] <@Wangch61> leather roses
[13:36] <@shortah> L O L
[13:36] <@Balr0g> lol
[13:36] <@Balr0g> Aluminum Discord
[13:36] <@Wangch61> angry taint
[13:36] <@shortah> lol
[13:36] <@idboy> Hotdog Filler Sundae
[13:37] <@shortah> Formaldehyde
[13:37] <@shortah> LMAO jy
[13:37] <@Wangch61> Somber swing-set
[13:37] <@shortah> lolol
[13:37] <@Balr0g> Looming Inlaws
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[13:37] <@shortah> Sonic Deathmonkey!! oh wait, thats already taken
[13:37] <@Balr0g> Foreboding Fish
[13:37] <@Amergin_> ?
[13:37] <@shortah> Tim: proposed nu metal band names
[13:37] <@shortah> GO
[13:37] <@idboy> Anal Electrocution and The Joy Buzzers
[13:38] <@Wangch61> Common forehead
[13:38] <@shortah> omg, lol
[13:38] <@Balr0g> Tombstone Coffetables
[13:38] <@shortah> Martyr
[13:38] <@Wangch61> inbreeding for hope
[13:38] <@idboy> Angst Fart
[13:38] <@Amergin_> yeah, i got nothing
[13:38] <@Balr0g> nah, they’d have to do a wone word funky
[13:38] <@Balr0g> marTyr
[13:38] <@Balr0g> with the T a big bloody cross
[13:38] <@Amergin_> i have enough trouble remembering my own name at this point
[13:38] <@idboy> or mARTYr
[13:39] <@Wangch61> M-art
[13:39] <@Balr0g> Nyquil Innocense
[13:39] <@shortah> ahah
[13:39] <@idboy> Idiosyncratic Puppydog
[13:39] <@Balr0g> Absinthe Gigilo
[13:39] <@shortah> Hypodermic Death
[13:39] <@Wangch61> digital lobotomy
[13:39] <@shortah> LOL
[13:39] <@shortah> thats awesome G
[13:39] <@Amergin_> you know, the working day is so-much-longer when you dont have cigarette breaks
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[13:39] <@idboy> yes, it is true.
[13:39] <@Balr0g> Tinfoil Meatball
[13:39] <@idboy> how you holding up?
[13:40] <@shortah> rofl
[13:40] <@idboy> Nicotine Snoballer
[13:40] <@shortah> Syringe Contamination
[13:40] <@Balr0g> tim: you should take them anyway, just not smoke
[13:40] <@Amergin_> thirtynine and a half hours
[13:40] <@Balr0g> ooh
[13:40] <@Amergin_> what, just go stand outside?
[13:40] <@Balr0g> Hypodermic Beach
[13:40] <@Wangch61> moonshine pestilence
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[13:40] <@shortah> Cilia of Tar
[13:40] <@Balr0g> yeah
[13:40] <@Balr0g> walk around a lil
[13:40] <@Balr0g> i still do
[13:40] <@Amergin_> its fuckin cold out
[13:40] <@Balr0g> yup
[13:40] <@Balr0g> but
[13:40] <@idboy> Plebian Fratricide
[13:40] <@Balr0g> its a good reminder/mantra as to how diymb you were
[13:40] <@Amergin_> good one jy
[13:41] <@idboy> Tanks.
[13:41] <@Wangch61> fallen through the crack pipes
[13:41] <@idboy> Dirt Payload.
[13:41] <@Wangch61> loaded cheq
[13:41] <@Balr0g> Caul Holders
[13:41] <@idboy> Excellent
[13:41] <@Amergin_> eww
[13:42] <@shortah> Eternal Wrath
[13:42] <@shortah> heheh
[13:42] <@shortah> ok ok ok

[13:07] <@idboy> can anyone come up with a more ridiculos band name then Echo and the Bunnymen?
[13:07] <@shortah> thats awesome
[13:07] <@Balr0g> Bunny and the Echogals?
[13:07] <@shortah> but my jamband was called Worlds Largest Pelican
[13:07] <@shortah> i think thats kinda silly.
[13:07] <@Wangch61> spandex cadilac
[13:08] <@shortah> Elastic Bombshell, lol
[13:08] <@Balr0g> i’m tellin ya man…institutuional bleach
[13:08] <@SuGaR> heheheheh
[13:08] <@Wangch61> the pudding units
[13:08] <@idboy> Good one.
[13:08] <@SuGaR> huummm pudding
[13:08] <@Balr0g> sprokets cogsworth
[13:08] <@shortah> hummm potroast
[13:08] <@idboy> I prefer “mysoginistic dildo”
[13:08] <@Wangch61> Ring of Vo5
[13:09] <@SuGaR> ahahaha
[13:09] <@shortah> institutional bleach is clever, not silly
[13:09] <@SuGaR> lord of the pink elephants
[13:09] <@Wangch61> or for those S. cali punks Gateway bunghole
[13:10] <@idboy> what about “Ribbed for her pleasure”
[13:10] <@shortah> thats awesome, lol
[13:10] <@Wangch61> Daisy-chain for the soul
[13:10] <@shortah> “Chicks Dig Us”
[13:10] <@SuGaR> hehehe
[13:10] <@shortah> thats a punk band.
[13:10] <@idboy> “tell your girlfriend i said thanks”
[13:10] <@shortah> thats more like an album title, imo
[13:10] <@SuGaR> hahahaha
[13:11] <@shortah> the follow up could be, “your mom was great”
[13:11] <@idboy> YES!!!!
[13:11] <@Wangch61> a good album title “i don;t goto your job and slap the dick out of your mouth.”
[13:11] <@idboy> Exactly. With the hit single,
[13:11] <@idboy> “damn your sister is loud”
[13:11] <@shortah> funny real album title: Cut Up Your Friends
[13:11] <@SuGaR> heheheh
[13:11] <@idboy> how about “midgets die young”
[13:11] <@Balr0g> i think “midgets have short lives” would be better
[13:12] <@Wangch61> the track after “damn your sister is loud” would be “how much blood”?
[13:12] <@SuGaR> blue blood of the hemophilics
[13:12] <@idboy> followed by “your dad runs slow”
[13:12] <@Wangch61> and “he has shit aim”
[13:13] <@SuGaR> hehe
[13:13] <@idboy> and “your mom like me more”
[13:13] <@shortah> LOL
[13:13] <@idboy> the final song is “call me dad”
[13:13] <@shortah> Dirty Dancing Coprophiliacs
[13:13] <@idboy> this has to be a ska/punk album
[13:13] <@SuGaR> eewww
[13:14] <@idboy> Ha!
[13:14] <@Wangch61> next album name “Yoga camp for toddlers”
[13:14] <@shortah> LOL
[13:14] <@idboy> yes!)
[13:17] <@SuGaR> viagra can be hazardous to your health
[13:17] <@idboy> how about, “spidey shoots web”
[13:17] <@Wangch61> viagra flavored popcorn
[13:17] <@idboy> think about it for a second.
[13:17] <@SuGaR> hehehe
[13:18] <@Wangch61> “Dr.Jones home abortion kit: it’ll bring the kid outta ya”
[13:18] <@SuGaR> hehehe
[13:22] <@idboy> howbout, “jesus had herps”
[13:23] <@Wangch61> or tumor for allah
[13:24] <@Wangch61> that band would be killed in its frist year

Ahahahaahaaa!
Wok the Party
~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!

M-S-M-S-G TIME TO WOK THE FUNKY BEATS

All right – how’s everyone doing, you all feeling crazy tonight
it’s time to get this party started, muthasucka

Well it was late one night chillin’ with the boys
sittin’ in the restaurant makin’ lotsa noise
a sucka steps to me and starts to play real nice
I said get out of my face get me the pork fried rice – D-LO!

Cruise up the block just to check out the scene
get into the strip club ‘cuz we are the MSG
the girls are looking fly – hot like wasabi
so it’s time to get it started – time to wok the party

Wok the party
wok wok the party
wok the party
wok wok the party…one more time
wok the party

Everybody scream

Rollin’ with my posse down the boulevard
just pickin’ up the bitches man it ain’t too hard
I walk up to some ho coming down the street
and I ask her what’s up – she say “I like the yellow meat” – bust it!

Dancing to the rhythm of the funky jam
we can rock the house from here to Taipan
we don’t know kung-fu we don’t know karate
but there’s one thing we can do and that is wok the party

Wok the party
wok wok the party
wok the party
wok the party
wok the party
wok wok the party
wok the party
wok the party BREAK IT DOWN!

Wok it to the left – hoi!
wok it to the right – yeah!
wok it in the morning
and wok it in the night
wok it from your head
down to your feet
and wok it for the people who like the funky beats
wok it in Miami
or wok it in New York
wok it with the chicken
or the mu shu pork
wok it with the people in the street
and now let’s wok it with Notorious MSG

New York City’s in the house
Chinatown’s in the house
Tokyo’s in the house
Korea’s in the house
sexy people
all the girls
all the boys
MSG’s gonna get the party started right now
yeah