#include “seedybar.h”
#include “var_patron_gen.h”
#include “cash_patron_booze_interaction.h”
#include tim_defs.h
#include questionable_transsexual.cpp

//define local variables
float cash_In_wallet = “40.00”;
float current_BAL = “0.0”;
string current_persuasion=”stright”
bool has_penis = “true”

//define global variables
bool women_evil = “true”;
bool transsexuals_bad=”true”;
string murphy_law=”in effect”;

void main
(
//specaily patron object for this example
define obj Patron_Tim(cash_In_wallet ,current_BAL ,sexuality, has_penis );

//standard patron invocation, with questionable sexaul prefrences/reproductive organ status
define obj Preop_Trans_patient(11.42,.042,”questionable”,”true”);

//Bar object, as per header include… takes arguments: cash_in_till, //num_tenders,patron_count, num_seats_avail
define obj TheBar(1437.65,2,23,25)

loop AtTheBar(while transsexuals_bad=”true”);

//increase patron count at bar by 1
method_add_patron_to_bar( Preop_Trans_patient);
//1 seat left at the bar

//everyone looks around
cout >> Warning there are “TheBar(SeatsLeft)” seats left at the bar >> endl;

//i’ll have a rum and coke
set patronmode(Preop_Trans_patient,drinking,rum_coke,4.25);

//enter our hero… whew! only 1 seat open… hey she looks pretty good
method_add_patron_to_bar(Patron_Tim);

//everyone looks around
cout >> Warning there are “TheBar(SeatsLeft)” seats left at the bar >> endl;
//1 seat left at bar

//our hero’s journey truly begins
method_scope_out_bod(Patron_Tim, Preop_Trans_patient);

//begin flirting: hey baby, come here often?
void flirt(Patron_Tim, Preop_Trans_patient);

//if flitrter is less drunk than flirtee and flirter is more attractive than flirtee’s BAL
if flitrter_BAL > flitrtee_BAL
and
if flirtee_intrest > flitrter_BAL
then

//up the interest level, flirt back
flirtee_intrest++;
flirter_interest ++;

//give a random positive response
cout(randomresponse)
>> Warning there are “On occasion, how often do you come?” >> endl;
>> Warning there are “Why don’t you buy me a drink for the trouble of answering?” >> endl;
>> Warning there are “Your place or mine?” >> endl;
>> Warning there are “::purr:: only when the local meat is sizzling” >> endl;
>> Warning there are “The question isin’t if i’m here often, its who I’m leaving with that counts.” >> endl;

else
flirter_interest–;
flirtee_interest –;

//give a random negative response
cout(randomresponse)
>> Warning there are “Only when I’m waiting for my boyfreind to get off work.” >> endl;
>> Warning there are “Nah, I usually don’t like hanging out with people who like places like this.” >> endl;
>> Warning there are “You look just like my ex husband when you trried to pick me up just now!” >> endl;
>> Warning there are “Only when I want to get vomitously drunk.” >> endl;
>> Warning there are “Actually, I was getting ready to leave. Excuse me.” >> endl;

//our hero is gaining ground

if (bool lastflirt_wassucessful=”true”);
//it was

//i’ll have a dewars and pepsi(warm)
set patronmode(Patron_Tim,drinking,dewars_pepsi,5.25);

//and one for the lady
set patronmode(Preop_Trans_patient,drinking,rum_coke,4.25);

//run flirt/drink again until BAL/Interest relationship exceeds int copafeel_slap
if copafeel_slap>flirer_interest AND flirer_interest> “Holyshitwhatthefuckisthat?!.” >> endl;

//this is the 80’s and i’m down with the laadies…..
method_drunked_response( Preop_Trans_patient,Patron_Tim);
cout >> “I’m a transsexual!” >> endl;

//escape subroutine execution, takes argument time in seconds
void c_tim_run(2);

//2 seconds have passed
method_drunked_response(Patron_Tim,Preop_Trans_patient);
cout >> “Preop or Postop?” >> endl;

//the truth is out there
method_drunked_response( Preop_Trans_patient,Patron_Tim);
cout >> “Preop” >> endl;

//escape subroutine execution, continues to use CPU cycles until in threshold is exceeded
//also calls method to change status of threshold variable
void c_tim_stumble(current_BAL+.2,set patronmode(Patron_Tim,drinking,gimme_bottle,29.95));

//pause, while contemplating the bitersweet constant variables of life

set transsexuals_bad=”?”;
method_take_home_get_it_on(Patron_Tim, Preop_Trans_patient);
set Patron_Tim.current_persuasion=”???”;

//g’nite folks
);

Your construction
Smells of corruption
I manipulate to recreate
This air to ground saga
Gotta launder my karma

I said hallelujah to the sixteen loyal fans
You’ll get down on your muthafuckin’ knees
And it’s time for your sickness again
Come on and tell me what you need
Tell me what is making you bleed
We got two more minutes and
We gonna cut to what you need
So one of six so tell me
One do you want to live
And one of seven tell me
Is it time for your muthafuckin’ ass to give
Tell me is it time to get down on your muthafuckin’ knees
Tell me is it time to get down

I’m blown to the maxim
Two hemispheres battlin’
I’m blown to the maxim
Two hemispheres battlin’
Suckin’ up, one last breath
Take a drag off of death

Hey Mr. Policeman
Is it time for getting away
Is it time for driving down the mother fuckin’ road
And running from your ass today
Now tell me if do you agree
Or tell me if I’m makin’ you bleed
I got a few more minutes and
I’m gonna cut to what you need
So one of six so tell me
One do you want to live
And one of seven tell me
Is it time for your muthafuckin’ ass to give
Tell me is it time to get down on your muthafuckin’ knees
Tell me is it time to get down

Got a revolution behind my eyes
We got to get up and organize
Got a revolution behind my eyes
We got to get up and organize
Got a revolution behind my eyes
We got to get up and organize
You want a revolution behind your eyes
We got to get up and organize

Come on baby tell me
Yes we aim to please