Wich apartment do we take? You have 5 seconds for betting:

Apartment A: Riverside Yonkers Apartment, 1150$ a month, pay utilities, beautiful view, kinda small, 300$”moving fee”, 250$ “moving security”, 1 month’s rent, 2 mos security by August 15th.

Apartment B:Futher in the depths of Yonkers, but 1000$ a month for a bigass place (with an attic!), utilities included. First moth rent (September) and 1 month security, with access to the apartment for all of August for paint/polish.

Both places have parking.

Both places will take the mutt.

Which Apartment will the gai-jin take?

Apartment A?

Apartment B?

Place bets now!

If you picked A, click here.

If you picked B, click here.

Hand over the dough and sign the lease 2pm Saturday. We have access to the apartment for a month, to clean up, paint, and decorate. We move in towards the end of the month/beginning of September.

Thank goodness that is over with.

No seals were harmed in the making of this post, however, you may yet be stupid.

Bush Twins: Curious Way to Meet Guys

Spot a cute guy across the room and what do most young ladies do? Either they get up the gumption to introduce themselves or have a girlfriend do it for them. First twins Barbara and Jenna Bush, who are
now 21, have their own special way to meet the boys: their Secret Service detail.

New York Post “Page Six” columnist Richard Johnson reports that the twins were spotted the other
night mingling “with the wild men of Lollapalooza” at The Deck at Pier 59, a New York City club. When the twins wanted to meet Audioslave frontman Chris Cornell, the Post says they just asked their Secret Service protectors to introduce them. Alas, Cornell was with his girlfriend, Vicky Karayiannis. Still, everyone had fun. Turns out it was Cornell’s birthday. So the twins joined several Lollapalooza rockers, including Jane’s Addiction, Incubus, and Jurassic 5 eating a birthday cake in the shape of an acoustic guitar.

Jenna, who will soon begin her senior year at the University of Texas, is spending the rest of the summer in New York City in an unpaid internship with the public relations firm of Harrison and Shriftman, reports the Denver Post. She’s working on several beauty accounts, including Charles Worthington and H20.

Barbara and Jenna Bush were spotted in a Washington, D.C. bar last summer–when they were not of the legal drinking age. That made the papers, and it wasn’t the first embarrassing story to be published. Are the
Bush twins fair game for the media?

Maddox cashed in on recent ugly car models – gotta love this guy.


I have been looking for this song for a while – not a real long time (considering it appeared around the super bowl) but I am happy i finally found it. I am really getting into the group – mexican rap, one more on the pile of ecclectica.


I am way behind on my comique politik – here are a few, and a promise that I will become more regular with the governmental yuks soon.











wel, I am in to a set pattern it seems – yay.

I think the only way I am going to be able to get back on track is to throw myself into sleep exhaustion – not an enjoyable prospect to say the least. And one which does not even offer 100% reliability.

Feh.

The weekend was nice, although it held decidedly fewer apartment appointments than I would have hoped for. We have time yet – I just want to be out there, y’know?


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Guess I shouldn’t be surprised.


Saturday I had dinner at my ‘rents place – I have to remember to do a bunch of shit this week…it was a nice time, even if it went later than I thought. They were clearing trees on the sprain southbound – so we went down the saw mill on the way home, and scoped a potential site.

Yesterday was realy nice – didn’t do much until early afternoon – then decided to go to Rockafeller State Park on a spur of the moment. It was a lovely walk around. Perhaps next time we’ll bring Richelle’s dog Marley. I guess by proxy, he’s sorta become my dog too – crazy shit.


Work after work today – laptop setup and a bunch of other housekeeping. I hope I am payed promptly this year…Today is gonna suck – I can smell it.



So I am most probably going to resign from Star Wars Galaxies. While I appreciate the game for its flavor – I have found many of the gripes I had which forced me away from Shadowbane have pushed me away from this game as well. Don’t get me wrong, this game is still about 100 times better than sb (cleaner UI, better graphics, much more stable) – but ultimately, with the way the game is structured now, it is very repetitive. Sure, there is tons of room to try everything – but all the classes seem to be sort of hollow, with no real good story arcs in the forseeable future.

Part of this revelation comes in the wake of my recent xbox purchase – Knights of the Old Republic. If ever there has been a time I have regretted buying an xbox over a PS2, those negative vibes were left in the dust about 10 minutes after popping in this cd.

Because it is such a good game though, it got me to realize how much slack I was cutting SWG just because I love the genre. Ho hum – I can do just fine without a momprpg…

I think it is funny that Sony has claimed it has learned from its mistakes with EQ, and yet still strives to come up with that new and improved evercrack formula. Maybe I’ll just start mudding again for a while. I dunno.

At any rate, Richelle has made me aware just how far from the “mainstream” Starwars fan I am. Her exposure and experence is limited and negative – and her response to the last two movies have been much like mine.

I call them movies, not films, like the origonal trilogy – I am not sure where Lucas lost his mind, but between JarJar, and a whiny Vader, I lost all respect.

All I can hope is that the closer has some of the violent desperation which Empire had to it. Unfortunately, given that Lucas has edited out things like Solo taking the first shot, I ave my very strong doubts.

I am an older starwars fan – a geeky one, who remembers the Darkhorse comics, and the connundrum they proved to be to the canon keepers. I remember the old Starwars RPG (complete with the frequent use of the word pips), and the power of the earlier starwars fiction. Don’t get me wrong, even though I am behind, I like how the genre has progressed into current storylines. But some of the characters are jsut tired – and I’m glad they have moved away from some of the players before they become so cliche that you burn your eyes reading.

As to the newer movies – sure the Yoda fight scene was fantastic, and some of the details on the clone war and Fett were neat. I like they way they have progressed Obi-Wan, and the use of Christopher Lee as a villan is pretty good. I just don’t feel the magic – or sense the multigenerational tingle that there was with the older films. Maybe this is why nobody could leave Tanelorn once they found it. To prevent sequels.

I heard back from WoTC on Thursday – my manuscript idea got rejected (big surprise). I think I need to start working on my novels again, and leave some of my research on the wayside, lest I lose whatever remains of my edge that I could salvage.

Bah, maybe I’m just spiteful because of my sleeplessness. I doubt it though.

jeez, i feel like i played chicken with a steamroller – and i had something to prove. when did my friday nights turn into activity hour at the senior home? jeez, i hope richelle did something entertaining – because i certainly wasn’t providing any amusement.

stupid insomnia – stupid exhaustion.

I have but one thing to say: feh.

1. Which British rock group includes Mick Jagger and Keith
Richards?

2. Which group had Ozzy Osbourne as its vocalist until 1979?

3. Whose album entitled “Every Picture Tells a Story” topped the
British and American charts in 1971?

4. Which rock star recorded a single in 1987 with opera singer
Montserrat Caballe?

5. Marvin Lee Aday is the real name of which heavy-rock singer?

6. Which group had hit singles in 1960 with “Apache” and “Man of
Mystery”?

7. Which famous rock group was originally called the High Numbers?

8. Name two of the three members of the rock band Cream.

9. Which band did guitarist Peter Frampton set up with singer
Steve Marriott in 1969?

10. Which American rock star’s real name was Vincent Furnier?

my sleep cycle is all over the place – i need to reign it in, I can’t afford a relapse.

went to look at some apartments in ossning today – ended up all the way in bumblefuck – north of peekskill. We were looking at the only unit the complex agent had to show us, and are going to get on a list for the one in ossning today. who knows what will come of it? i want to keep looking.

i need to work heavily on access this weekend at some point – I woe folks some work on monday. today is going to be hellatious at work – i can just tell already.

I’m not really stressing about moving yet, but I can tell things are going to be tighter this time around than they were last year – I am trying to do more side jobs to compensate for this, but this is all going to come down to timing. To make matters more complicated, Richelle’s mom is coming for a visit in mid-August, which means we have to do some heavy cleaning before that. Hopefully, that will offer the opportunity to chuck large volumes of shit I am no longer keeping. I’m looking forward tothe visit, I just worry what impact it may have if we don’t have a place by then. I don’t want to end up rent poor again!

If anyone wants dibs on my overlarge gaming library – get your dibs in now, because i’m shaving it down to maybe a 10th of what it is right now.

that is one thing I really would like to do that we have not in a while – but everyone always has so much on thier schedules – mebbe I should just get in the rotation at neutral ground.

I’m thoroughly impressed – lets hear it for mit!

I just got back from lunch – when I exited the diner (before the deluge began) I noticed 6-10 helicopters in semi-stationary orbit around uptown/midtown. My heart did a little acrobatic maneuver, and I gave g a quick buzz who I knew would be in the know.

Thankfully, it was just them shutting off a huge chunk of Madison avenue because of all the mourners out for Celia Cruz. The power of icons – here I thought someone had finally gone and blown up something again.

I really, truly, completely and totally hate popcorn. Apparenty, my body agrees.
Pirates of the Carribeanit was great fun – I cocmpletely reccomend it. No spoilers, but it is perilously close to replacing The Black Cauldron as my favorite Disney sponsored venture to date.

Spent a little time talking about killbill but tim and richelle seemed unsure of its staying power – I am hoping it lives up to the hype I have been reading about for the last year or two. I also need to do some research on Last Samurai – that is one of my favorite periods in time – if they are going to ruin it with some hollywood timeline fudging bs i am not going to see it.

Hopefully it will be good – it _looks_ good, but context is uberimportant to be in these cases.

1. A musical instrument consisting of a number of wire strings
stretched over a metal frame, which are hit by felt-covered
wooden hammers operated by a keyboard.

2. Any of several species of black and white fast-running African
mammals related to the horse.

3. A comprehensive reference work containing articles on a wide
range of subjects or on numerous aspects of a particular field.

4. A mound or ridge of wind-blown sand formed in arid regions or
along coasts.

5. October 31, celebrated by children wearing costumes and
begging treats.

6. A figure of speech in which a thing is described by being
likened to something, usually using “as” or “like”.

7. An iron or wooden grating suspended vertically in grooves in
the gateway of a castle or fortified town.

8. A metal sheath or tag at the end of a shoelace, ribbon, etc.

9. A cloth cover for a soldier’s cap with a long flap that
extends down the back.

10. A small decorative paper frill used to garnish the bone end
of a lamb or veal chop.

Well, its taken 25 years, but I think I have established the formula to get me a hangover!

Don’t eat all day+go out drinking right after work at a place that doesn’t have food+drink 7 pints of cider in the last hour of happy hour+2 irish car bombs back to back (because nobody there has ever had them they needed an education)+4 shots of vodka (the Polish guy in the group had to prove that vodka shots were superior to car bombs)+a mixed drink of unknown variety (someone else bought it)+ 3 Guinesses (because who in thier right mind, at this point, would turn down a Guinness?)+(drum rol please) a Tequila nd OJ. Yes, you heard it right, citrius and devil juice – what a cherry on top of a mess that was.

So yeah, after getting stumbly drunk, I had like 4 hotdogs (with mustard and everything – am i a winner or what?) from the nearest dirty water peddler. I’m still tasting them – which is surprising, considering none of them made it to the depths of my digestive system.

I came home, got sick, and went to bed. Sleep came fast, but I was aparently snoring so loudly once I went to bed that I forced Richelle on to the couch! Man do I feel even _worse_ about that. I shoulda been the one on the couch. Last time I cut loose with this crowd on a worknight. In fact, I think it is going to be the last time I cut loose for some time.

Fucking booze – I don’t really have a headache but feel lightheaded – don’t realy have a stomachache, but defintiely don’t feel like eating…never felt like this before – even after a night of my worst carousing. Gettin older – time to stop pretending I’m not.

But it is still a good one, and it has been a while, so it should entertain. Enjoy.

A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where a woman can go to choose from among many men to be her husband.

It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascend. There is, however, a catch.

You’re only allowed in once.

Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor. If you go up a floor, you can’t go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door says:

Floor 1:
These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman reads the sign.
“Well, that’s better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?”
So up she goes.

The second floor sign says:
Floor 2:
These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good-looking.

“Hmmm, better,” says the woman. “But I wonder what’s further up?”

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3:
These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking and help with the housework.

“Wow,” says the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there’s more further up!”
And so again, she goes up.
On the fourth floor the sign reads:

Floor 4:
These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

“Oh, mercy me.” (That’s how women talk in Atlanta) “But just think… what must be awaiting me further up?”

So up to the fifth floor she goes.

The sign on that door says:
Floor 5:
This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping.

Have a nice day!


Congratulations!
You have been awarded the TPM medal of distinction! This is our second highest award for outstanding service on the intellectual battleground.

The fact that you progressed through this activity without being hit and biting very few bullets suggests that your beliefs about God are internally consistent and well thought out.

A direct hit would have occurred had you answered in a way that implied a logical contradiction. The bitten bullets occurred because you responded in ways that required that you held views that most people would have found strange, incredible or unpalatable. However, because you bit only two bullets and avoided direct hits completely you still qualify for our second highest award. A good achievement!

How did you do compared to other people?

125921 people have completed this activity to date.
You suffered zero direct hits and bit 2 bullets.
This compares with the average player of this activity to date who takes 1.37 hits and bites 1.10 bullets.
46.90% of the people who have completed this activity, like you, took very little damage and were awarded the TPM Medal of Distinction.
7.44% of the people who have completed this activity emerged unscathed with the TPM Medal of Honour.
Bitten Bullet 1

You answered “True” to questions 6 and 13.

These answers generated the following response:

You stated earlier that evolutionary theory is essentially true. However, you have now claimed that it is foolish to believe in God without certain, irrevocable proof that she exists. The problem is that there is no certain proof that evolutionary theory is true – even though there is overwhelming evidence that it is true. So it seems that you require certain, irrevocable proof for God’s existence, but accept evolutionary theory without certain proof. So you’ve got a choice: (a) Bite a bullet and claim that a higher standard of proof is required for belief in God than for belief in evolution. (b) Take a hit, conceding that there is a contradiction in your responses.

You chose to bite the bullet.

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Bitten Bullet 2

You answered “True” to Question 16.

This answer generated the following response:

You’ve just bitten a bullet! In saying that God has the freedom and power to do that which is logically impossible (like creating square circles), you are saying that any discussion of God and ultimate reality cannot be constrained by basic principles of rationality. This would seem to make rational discourse about God impossible. If rational discourse about God is impossible, there is nothing rational we can say about God and nothing rational we can say to support our belief or disbelief in God. To reject rational constraints on religious discourse in this fashion requires accepting that religious convictions, including your religious convictions, are beyond any debate or rational discussion. This is to bite a bullet.

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take the test here… its good!

We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note… these are all
numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up,
put it down. You can handle it. We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say
it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t
expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something g or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. ALL
men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like
nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an
answer you don’t want to hear.

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation , or monster
trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that, it’s like
camping.

I’m such a slacker…
In 4.003 years, I have only done 2.456 years if work

Fantastic weekend away…I will post more later when I get my huge collection of photos together.

Parades imitate life?
Fly boy still the medical buzz
Low-Budget Matrix effects
Mentos meets gamers
Terrah on the beach!
Great Astor Prank!
A kid who will definitely have bad knees
Test your senses
The Magical Vulva Puppet
Then and now
A great ad! (despite the fact I’m not 100% behind the candidate)
TiVo may screw up ad biz
What can I say that the headline of this one doesn’t cover?


The English language contains a lot of words that were created by
running two words together – like “cheeseburger” (which is a
hamburger with cheese) and “smog” (which is a mixture of smoke
and fog). Try to identify these blends from their definitions:

Good luck and have fun!

1. A roadside hotel.

2. A meal eaten late in the morning.

3. A device used in testing people suspected of driving under the
influence of alcohol.

4. Serialized comedy on radio or television.

5. A very rough estimate.

6. The dramatized reconstruction of real historical situations or
events.

7. An evangelical preacher who appears regularly on television.

8. Inflation in an economy without the expected growth in
employment or demand for goods.

9. A living being whose powers are enhanced by computer implants.

10. To lift your hat in greeting or take off a piece of clothing.

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pepito, the son of Cuban-American refugees, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history.

Who said “Give me Liberty, or give me Death?”

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pepito, who had his hand up. “Patrick Henry, 1775.”

“Very good Pepito! Who said ‘Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'”?

Again, no response except from Pepito: “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”

The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed. Pepito, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.”

She heard a loud whisper: “Screw the Cubans.” “Who said that?” she demanded.

Pepito put his hand up. “J.F.K., during the Bay of Pigs invasion 1961.”

At that point, a student in the back said, ‘I’m gonna puke.”

The teacher glares and asks “All right! Now, who said that?”

Again, Pepito says, “George Bush Sr. to the Japans Prime Minister, 1991.”

Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? Suck this!”

Pepito jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, “Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, “You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.”

Pepito frantically yells at the top of his voice, “Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001.”

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “Oh shit, we’re in BIG trouble!, we better get the hell
outta here!!”

Pepito said, “Saddam Hussein 2003.”

(stolen shamelessly from the observer
1 If your precocious nine-year old daughter asked you to place one penny on the first square of a chessboard, two pence on the second square, four pence on the third, and so on, you would need to put £92 million billion on the 64th and final square.

2 Prime numbers (2, 3, 5, 7, 13 and so on …) are divisible only by themselves and the number one. The largest prime number yet discovered has 2,098,960 digits. If we were to print nothing except this number across all sections of today’s and next week’s Observers (containing around 250,000 words in each issue) we could just about fit the number in.

3 ‘Three is the magic number’, according to ‘Daisy Age’ hip-hop pioneers De la Soul. Dante Alighieri clearly agreed. The Divine Comedy, written from 1306-21, is based on multiples of three – three books of 33 cantos of three-line stanzas, representing the Holy Trinity.

4 If you bought a ticket today for next Saturday’s National Lottery there would be less chance of you winning (13.9 million to one) than of your being dead by the time of the draw. As many as 20,000 Britons choose the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 in an average week – meaning they would each scoop a miserly £10,000 or less on a jackpot win. You have the greatest chance of not sharing your jackpot if you pick the least popular numbers – 36, 41, 46, 47, 48, 49.

5 The 99 Flake: According to Italian legend, there was a king who had an elite guard of 99 men known as ‘the 99’. These were the best troops in the land, so 99 came to mean ‘the best there is’. Cadbury hoped that naming the short Flake for ice creams after the elite guard would give their product some of the guards’ aura of greatness and make it appeal to the Italian ex-pats who dominated the British ice cream trade at the time.

6 Six key numbers, thought to have special significance in the ‘Big Bang’ theory of the creation of the universe, determine the essential features of the world in which we ive. If one were to alter any of these numbers by the smallest fraction, then a universe that could sustain stars, galaxies and conscious life would then become impossible. The best concise explanation of these recent discoveries can be found in Astronomer Royal Sir Martin Rees’s book Just Six Numbers.

7 At sixes and sevens: The seven major London trading associations, known as livery companies, were ranked from number one to seven in order of precedence in the sixteenth century. The Merchant Taylors and the Skinners vied with each other to get off the bottom of the table and swapped places frequently. Hence, they were at sixes and sevens but could rarely get their act together enough to go higher.

8 You would need just four colours to fill in the map of the world so that no two neighbouring countries ever have the same colour. And no matter how you redraw the borders, four colours will always be enough.

9 What have the Arabs ever done for us? Nothing, or zero to be more precise. Abstract mathematics were a mystery to the Western world until the introduction of the number zero from Arabia in the tenth century. The concept was first proposed by the mathematician and astronomer Muhammad Bin Ahmad in 967 AD. Numbers had, until that point, been used to count, not to reason, and the idea of having zero goats, for example, was a nonsense – you either had something, or you didn’t. But while, as a result, we call our system of numbers Arabic numbers, in the Arab world the numerals are called Indian numbers because they originated further east still.

10 The number of pairs of rabbits that would have been spawned 100 months after the first pair of rabbits bred, if each pair bred every month, would be 3.5 billion billion, according to the example given by the thirteenth Century Italian mathematician Fibonacci in his seminal work Liber Abaci , the book which brought modern mathematics to scholarly prominence in the west.

11 The average adult in Britain has a vocabulary of 50,000 words. However, as there are 290,000 words in the Oxford English Dictionary, and well over half a million once you count plurals and variations on words, this is almost pathetically inarticulate.

12 There is currently £32.6 billion cash in notes and coins in circulation in Britain. This equates to about £540 for every person in Britain. However, of this, there is estimated to be at least £50 million languishing down the backs of the nation’s sofas and under car seats.

13 Fear of the number 13 (or Triskaidekaphobia) has struck many people including Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who was terrified of dining at a table of 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobics have a morbid fear of Friday the 13th, which falls at least once a year and sometimes three times, and will be dreading 2009, the next triple whammy year. Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Frederick West and Jack the Ripper all contain 13 letters in their names. Spookily, eleven plus two is an anagram of twelve plus one.

14 However, Italians love the number 13, but believe 17 is inauspicious. In Japan, the number four is unlucky because the Japanese word for four, shi, sounds like the word for death.

15 3.141… Much of physics depends on the number of Pi, celebrated on 14 March (3/14) by American maths fans. It measures the ratio between a circle’s circumference and its diameter and is a number which continues without end. Lancashire taxi driver Tom Morton’s attempt to break the British record by reciting Pi’s first 20,014 numbers, in sequence, failed after 15,220 digits due to a typo on his revision notes. Japanese researchers have calculated Pi to 1.2411 trillion places. Late at night, mathematical philosophers like to ponder ‘What shape would a circle be if Pi were exactly 3?’

16 Another number without end is the Golden Mean, which is the ratio of 1.618…/1, much loved by mathematicians who believe the natural world contains a symmetrical beauty. This ratio is replicated in everything from the shape of the Parthenon in Athens, to picture frames to credit cards. Bizarrely, measuring from the tip, each of the three bones in the human finger is 1.618 times longer than the one before it.

17 The world’s worst ever statistical prediction was that by IBM chief Thomas Watson who said in 1943 that there would only ever be enough demand for five computers in the world. There were more than 100 million by the turn of the millennium.

18 Eleven days were skipped in 1752 when the Gregorian calendar replaced the previous Julian calendar, which had got out of synch due to inaccuracies in measuring the earth’s orbit. A London mob rioted, furious at losing eleven days of their lives.

19 The chances of anybody being struck by lightning are less than one in 1,000,000. Kevin Parent of Pennsylvania might be best off staying indoors on wet days, however, after being hit from on high three times in five years, which gives him a strong claim to be the world’s unluckiest man.

20 Thomas Burke won the men’s 100 metres at the first modern Olympics in Athens 1896. With his winning time of 12 seconds, he would only just have passed the 80m mark when Maurice Greene was crossing the finishing line in Sydney 2000 in 9.87secs. Greene ran at an average of 24.23 miles per hour, while Burke trundled along at 20mph.

21 For both Christianity and Islam, the numbers 12 and 40 are deeply significant. Jesus spent 40 days and 40 nights in the desert and Moses spent 40 days on the mountain waiting for the Ten Commandments. The Shia wait 40-days after a martyr’s death before beginning the period of lamentation. Jesus had 12 apostles (excluding the unlucky thirteenth, Judas Iscariot), while there are 12 Imams according to the largest Shia group. The last in the line went into hiding in AD941 and his followers are still waiting for his reappearance.

22 Attempts to renew the popular appeal of bingo have seen a recent modernisation of the bingo callers’ lingo. 71 is no longer ‘bang on the drum’ but ‘J-Lo’s bum’. Old favourites such as ‘two fat ladies’, 88, ‘clickety click’, 66, and ‘legs eleven’ are staying put, but ‘Danny la Rue’, 52, has made way for the shoe designer ‘Jimmy Choo’.

23 Infinity is the largest number of all. Except, of course, for infinity plus one.

every time i think i am too geeky, or waste too much time in useless pursuits of some knowledge – i come up with links like this. Scope the Escher stuff. Its fabu, if only in the geekiest of ways.


I think I may become a Laird when i have the money. Maybe a Baron or MARGRAVE…

Lets see – long time no post…so here is to catch up:
Theme Queez
1. English Puritan political leader, who beat King Charles I in
the English Civil War.

2. Orphan hero of an 1838 novel by Charles Dickens.

3. Half of a famous comedy team, born 1892 in Georgia, middle
name Norvell.

4. 18th-century British writer, author of “She Stoops to Conquer”
and “The Vicar of Wakefield”.

5. American filmmaker, born 1946, his films include “Platoon” and
“Natural Born Killers”.

6. US soldier, born 1943, implicated in the Irangate Scandal and
aid to Contra guerrillas in Nicaragaua.

7. English film actor (1938-99), starred in “Women in Love”, “The
Devils” and “Castaway”.

8. London-born neurologist, author of “Awakenings” (1973) and
“The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat” (1985).

9. South African politician, born 1917, president of the African
National Congress from 1977 to 1991.

10. British physicist (1850-1925) who gave his name to a layer of
the atmosphere that reflects radio waves back to Earth.


The weekend was interesting. Thursday I ran around like a madman trying to arrange a surprise rondevous between Idchild and Gabsosteel. This involved many tag-phone calls, and some frantic last-minute cab-taking. Overall though, the results were worthwhile.

Richelle’s coments on the bar scene above mirror my own – no need to rewrite. I will say however, that whatever fleeting love I had for Irish bars of Woodlawn was laid to rest Thursday night. The ashes were scattered down McLean ave on the way back.


Friday brought a migreaney chellez, so I had to bum a ride off my bro to my folks 4th thing. I was told in the invite email not to invite anyone, and that my mother wanted a nice quiet family gettogether. Apparently that means she gets to invite her coworkers, and that means that my bro and i have to run around like drug-test monkees because my dad is laid up, and everything needs to be “just so”.

This would normally be a light annoyance, but it was exacerbated by the fact that I had a migraine land between 11 and noon on the day in question. Hot weather, grumpy gimpy dad, and migraine me = rough time. At least my mom’s coworkers’ kids were cute.

It was a good time – my bro and I make a pretty good barbecue team, even if his methods differ slightly from mine. I didn’t step on his toes about how he wanted to bbq, but i did juice up the sauce a lil when he left the kitchen before we got to grillin.

Richelle finally got over her headache, and showed up as we were having dessert. She had previously expressed a desire to go _do_ something, since her 4th sucked majorly last year. I tried to find some sort of idea – but ended up succumbing to sleep after lying down trying to cool off and get my BP down.

I woke up at around 12:30, which sucked, because I realized we had missed everything we could have done.


The 5th came – time for wangch61‘s party. My migraine, instead of fading into a dull ache, as it should have been doing by day 2, actually seemed worse. I had to do some shopping for the party at Costco – so Richelle and I ran out, got the goods, then made it back. I barely got everything packed away before my bro was supposed to be there, but it turned out he was running late, so it didn’t end up mattering.

The party was a good time, despite my inability to move too much from the bar, or play pool – due mostly to a complete lack of ability to focus on account of the light.

The night ended with my bro offering transpo back – Tim went with us. Things ended somewhat sour – in that Rich and his g/f were watching movies where tim was supposed to nap (and, consequently, in the room where the TV was right next to the wall of the bedroom). It wasn’t that late, but it was pretty obvious we wanted to sleep – Richelle got really fed up around the car chase scene and went out and said something. I was in and out, so I dunno all the details.


Sunday was pretty much a recoup/geek out day. I woke up with my head hurting worse than any other day (this is really odd for my migraines, to progressively worsen). I cleaned out a heap of junk in the computer room, installed an O/S on one of the spares so Tim would have something to do and then started in the kitchen. I made breakfast for folks, and then collapsed in a heap of brain ache and funk.

I played some starwars, spent way longer than I should have had to cracking the latest version of Warcraft 3, and played that for a lil bit. It was good geeky gaming fun. Been too long.

I made some chicken and noodles, using the last leftovers of Rich’c frozen chicken and sauce from earlier in the year as a base (it was frozen). Tim left to go home, and Richelle and I watched some trading spaces and a movie. She does love her Trading Spaces.


So today – I woke up late – after waking up around 3am and not being able to go back to sleep comfortably. Richelle was going in late, so I walked to the train. Got stuck in what seemed like unzipping clouds, soaked to bone. Missed train by 30 secs. Later train was running late. Walked into a wasps nest at work. Dealt with unhappy Rabbis from sidejob. Was contemplating flushing head down toilet repeatedly until I got a call into the big boss’ office.

Which usually, is not a good thing.

However, today, it seemed to be! My chair, which I ordered MONTHS ago, finally arrived. So now I am stylin in a compfy work ride, which of course, reminds me I must claim that chair from grimbil‘s roomate joe.

So yeah, head still hurts – but day ended on a minor high

I just hope this goes away – and soon. I am tired of not being with it.

New Foo Fighters video that MTV banned (it is really queer)
Detials about it
Some Neat portraits
N E P A L….viva Nepal!
Johnny Cash is the man (this is an oldie)
20,000 Leauges
Brits get more progressive
Mesa, AZ officials are morons
A brief history of the Pixel
A truly amusing (but well represented) group
Overrated Sports Players
This kid needs a nintendo or something

This was from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the words “Lewinsky” and “Kaczynski” in a limerick. Here are the 3 winners:

Entry #1:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
‘Twas “Hail to the Chief”
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Entry #2:
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don’t want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

Entry #3:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice of how to be blown.


Entry Date: 11.02.02
Title: I Heart New York City: All You Need Is $10
Author: cia b.
So let’s say you’re in New York City visiting, right? You’ve managed to snag your friend’s futon and have a place to stay without spending a ridiculous amount of money (hotel tabs run from $100 a night for a room with one bathroom in the hallway for the rest of the floor, to $499 a night at the Tribeca Grand.) You’ve saved some change you didn’t have in the first place but you still need to see the city for the least dollar amount as possible. What do you do? What do you do?

Believe it or not, you can see most of New York City in one whole day for only $10 — that’s 520 pesos! You don’t believe me? Let’s calculate:

To get around New York City by subway, you need a Metrocard, the pass that will get you through hundreds of dirty turnstiles all over the city. A one-day Metrocard is $4 — this is a great deal because a single ride costs $1.50, but with your $4 card, you get to use it for twenty-four hours for unlimited rides!

Change left: $6

First stop:The Metropolitan Museum of Art (the MET): You can easily spend a whole day in here but I wouldn’t recommend an overdose in art. At the lobby, the signs say admission is $10; true… if you don’t finish reading this column! What most tourists don’t know is that the $10 is only the “suggested” donation. Don’t be shy; hand over a dollar and ask for your entrance pin.

Change left: $5

Second stop: Central Park
You’ve got the culture down but now you’re probably groggy from walking around the MET, so I say, relax. From the museum, walk to the park and people-watch from your picnic blanket or from a bench. Inhale some history here, Central Park was the first landscaped public park in the United States after all. Grab a map and explore the playground, the Bethesda Fountain, the bandshell, the pond, and most importantly, the carousel where Holden Caulfield took Phoebe in Catcher in the Rye.

Third stop: Rockefeller Center
If you keep walking south in the park, you’ll reach the 50s where Rockefeller Center is. You can also use your Metrocard to catch the subway or the bus. Say hello to Prometheus, check out the ice skating rink and the amazing Christmas Tree (if it’s holiday season), or else go inside Kinokuniya bookstore and browse through their Japanese design books and magazines. On Fifth Avenue, you will also find St. Patrick’s Cathedral, Saks and other upscale stores.

Fourth stop: SoHo (short for South of Houston – that’s “house-ton” to you)
You’re done with uptown, midtown and you’ve worked your way downtown! More walking is required here (I told you to wear comfortable shoes, no?) and check out 560 Broadway, a building that houses small art galleries without entrance fees. Window-shop from A to Z (Adidas to Zara) and shop like a true New Yorker without spending any money.

Fifth stop: Staten Island, but just for two minutes
For the whole day, you were surrounded by skyscrapers and you’ve been craning your neck to take photographs of the buildings looming above you. But you can’t appreciate the beast until you’re observing it from far away and the best way to view the New York City skyline is from the Staten Island ferry. It leaves every thirty minutes and takes you and twenty million other commuters back to Staten Island for guess what? FREE! From the boat, you have a spectacular view of the Statue of Liberty, the bridges that connect the boroughs and lower Manhattan. If you’re lucky, even the sun setting over the city. Follow the throngs of people to the exit when the ferry docks and run to the opposite side of the terminal so you can enter the same ferry again to go back to Manhattan – they want everyone off the boat before reloading.

Last stop: Chinatown
The day’s almost over and you still have $5 in your pocket. You’ve been good, so treat yourself to one of the following: a bowl of Vietnamese pho from Pho Bang, a plate of barbequed pork chop over rice from Nha Tang, roast duck from Noodletown or a rice casserole from Yummy Noodles. Don’t forget to ask for a free glass of water!

Change left: $1
Share your wealth: Tip your waiter or your waitress!

You’re tired and you’re still hungry. I have a longer list of places to eat in New York City but that’s for another time — when you have more than $10 in your wallet, and maybe for another article.

Ok all you creatives out there. I know you want in on my new community. I had one of these in high school off the BBS, and had a blast.

You don’t even have to write a lot – even a sentence suffices! Just join folks, and post… and SPREAD THE WORD.

That is all…

Ugh, now I know what it was like when the Tower of Babel went down.

My applications are slowly regrouping… so many prefrences to customise…soooo many applications to install.

Most importantly though, sound is working once more, and the previously-thought-deleted bookmarks have been restored to thier former clicky glory.

Now if only i coulld get the workload under control!

My machine at work zonked – totally had to wipe it. Haven’t had to in ~ 3 years.
On a day I couldn’t afford it!
I pulled a 16 hour day yesterday, and I’m looking like working late tonight to finish what I have to get done in time.
Ugh – and to make matters worse, my sound card is now unreliable, so listening to music seems to crash my system. If I had time, I would reinstall it, but I don’t
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.