playskool’s “baby’s first hell”

Oakland Raider Fans, Rednecks
Circle I Limbo

General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Emo Folk
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Boston Red Socks Fans, Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The Pope
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Creationists
Circle VII Burning Sands

Republicans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

DMV Employees, George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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