caracarn And duck (CBS, 2:30): caracarn (Jules Asner) buys kim_jong_il__ (Jack Nicholson) a mule. Nearby, chellez (Jeanne Tripplehorn) hires superspryte (Jennifer Jason Leigh) to perform pantomime at the library. On the other side of town, fox_in_socks (Alan Rickman) gets timaeusdaspirge (Kirstie Alley) drunk. In the next town over, idchild (Patrick Swayze) and kompressorpower (Ingrid Bergman) collaborate on writing a romance novel. At the same time, peepeepoopoo (Priscilla Presley) makes fun of grimbil (Sidney Poitier) for enjoying modern dance. (Part 2 of 2.) |