Day: November 21, 2003

This fucking song is going to be stuck in my head all day.

Over the years, I have worked up a method for removing songs stuck in your head. It involves memorizing the first four minutes of the 70’s classic by Iron Butterfly. Then all you have to do is get THAT song out of your head, which is easy to do, once you have mastered the trick to it.

Now, unfortunatley, his method is not foolproof – and Ipanema is one of the few that slips through my mental cracks. The reason? It boomerangs! This song can safely be out of your head for hours, hell, i’ve even gond days, then BOOM – it is back.

Last time I experienced this was from spme dumfuck movie a few years ago where this was the song playing in the elevator right before/during a gunfight. It took me WEEKS to get it out o me skull!

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash,
then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
‘cuz sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy’s getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions are causing unnecessary risk,
then you’ll have to flash the memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM,
and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!