Dear Brain,
The next time you think any of the below are a “great” idea:
1-Getting smashed at a party, among friends, but staying out way late after a totally exhausting week
2-Splitting a cab back to Manhattan from Bkln
3-Taking a green train after midnight
4-Sleeping on any subway, at any time, for any reason. This counts doubly for subways that move at express speeds, due to construction, to corners of the earth which are far away from your abode.
5a-Deciding that, the best time to start complying with #4 is right after the experience which caused it’s codification.
5b-Deciding that the best way to comply with #4 is to walk home.
6-Getting in, realizing you need to be up and moving in three hours, and that you spent the evening probably making an ass of yourself in front of a gall who you think is the bees knees, but who prolly thinks you are an ass.
You will be shot. No warnings will be issued at that time. Consider yourself informed.
Thanks,
-TM
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