I keep saying that two things can prevent the fall of our species: a near ELE, or incredible scientific endeavors which create utopian conditions.
Then I read The Onion, which posts articles like this one about “Intelligent Falling”, and I realize that without all the stupidity our society creates, there would be a whole lot less ironic laughter. There would be, I believe anyway, a lot more laughter out of happiness.
Quoth the master:
“I’m going down, hang onto me, I’m going down
Watch me skate across an acre of linoleum
I know I can do it, I’m in total control”
You should all listen to this song, if you haven’t heard it already.
In other news, I still haven’t gotten my goddamn apartment rented yet. I did find out that all i need to do NOW is pay 500$ in order to get my NYS learners permit back though, so that is an upshot. I want to be able to drive by October.