Match the quote with who said it! I made a checklist of answers for you.

Groucho Marx Francis Ford Coppola Carrot Top Flannery O’Connor
Jay Leno Chuck Jones Pauly Shore Woody Allen
Steve Martin Mark Twain Bill Cosby Steven Wright

eddie vedder’s cover of “masters of war”, followed by the south park cover of wyclef jean’s “bullet in your bubble goose” goes a long way towards making a crappy start to a morning a good one.
also – i am reading “sweat” by lazlo xalieri. I got about halfway through it last night. i am envious of the talent i am reading.

i dropped a drink last night for the first time since a tidal wave at ‘s college house. no shit, it has been that long.

never forget folks, pinkys save booze.