Well, the Santa has been drinking, my yule log is asleep
\nand the sled is back in the North Pole, and left me all alone
\nAnd Rudolph has to take a leak
\nHave you noticed that the elves all need a haircut?
\nand the fattened goose looks like a prison break
\nand the the wreath is out of lip balm
\nand as usual, the chimmeny is on the make
\nand the Santa has been drinking
\nheavily<\/p>\n
And the Santa has been drinking, he’s on the nice stuff tonight
\nThe Santa has been drinking
\nAnd you can’t find your missus, even with a Geiger counter
\nAnd I guarantee you that she will hate you from the bottom of her glass of milk
\nand all of the kids
\nBut mind you, you just can’t get jolly without her
\nAnd the Santa has been drinking<\/p>\n
The Santa has been drinking<\/p>\n
The snowman was blind in one eye and he can’t see out of the other
\nMr. Jack Frost has got a hearing aid and he showed up with his eggnog
\nAnd the Santa has been drinking<\/p>\n
Without fear of contradiction I say:
\nthe Santa has been drinking<\/p>\n
Our Father who areth in the North Pole
\nhallowed it be
\nThy sleigh, thy presents come, I will be done
\nAh yeah, as it is in the stocking
\nGive us this day our daily snow
\nForgive us our naughties
\nas we forgive all those who continue to be naughty against us
\nAnd lead us not into the fog bank
\nbut deliver us from Kwanza
\nand someone give us all a candy cane<\/p>\n
Cause the Santa has been drinking
\nand he’s your friend not mine
\nThe Santa has been drinking
\nand he’s not my responsibility
\nThe chimney sweep is this Sumo wrestler, kinda cream-puff Cookie Mistletoe.
\nAnd the holly bough is just a mental midget with the I.Q. of a fence post
\nAnd I’m going down
\nHang on to me, I’m going down
\nWatch me skate across an acre of fireplaces
\nI know I can do it
\nI’m in total control<\/p>\n
And the Santa has been drinking
\nand he is embarrassing me
\nThe Santa has been drinking
\nhe raided his present bag
\nThe Santa has been drinking
\nAnd the carolers are all on fire
\nand all the list was just fooling
\nand the little helpers have retired
\nand I’ve got a feeling that the Santa has been drinking
\nIt’s just a hunch<\/p>\n
The Santa has been drinking
\nand he’s going to lose his milk & cookies
\nAnd the Santa has been drinking
\nnot me
\nnot me<\/p>\n
The Santa has been drinking
\nnot me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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