{"id":1033,"date":"2004-12-23T20:40:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-23T20:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/thank-the-lord-of-coffee\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:42","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:42","slug":"thank-the-lord-of-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/12\/23\/thank-the-lord-of-coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"thank the lord of coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>for his blessed prewrapped meals.  if i had to do anything more complicated than unwrap cellophane right now, i&#8217;d fail &#8211; utterly.<br \/>\ni feel like i have an alien baby trying to claw it&#8217;s way out of my fore brain via that little spot between sinuses and eyeball &#8211; y&#8217;know, the part that shoots into your brain if you get smacked in the nose the right way?<\/p>\n<p>i am going to go die now &#8211; maybe when i wake up, it&#8217;ll be a new year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>for his blessed prewrapped meals. if i had to do anything more complicated than unwrap cellophane right now, i&#8217;d fail &#8211; utterly. i feel like<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1033"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3606,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033\/revisions\/3606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}