{"id":1061,"date":"2005-01-11T19:43:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-11T19:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/so-this-afternoon\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:43","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:43","slug":"so-this-afternoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/01\/11\/so-this-afternoon\/","title":{"rendered":"so this afternoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m in a mcdonald&#8217;s parking lot with <lj user=\"idchild\"> this afternoon, waiting for the people in the drivethrough to catch up with the orders (they brought the food out to the car). <lj user=\"idchild\"> was kind of spaced out, and i was watching this small black man shambling up the street.  he looks right at me through the car window, and alters his trail, heading right towards the car.  i assumed he was going to panhandle, or ask for some food or something.  instead, he comes over to the car, and <lj user=\"idchild\"> rolls down the window.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Would either of you gentlemen like to buy 100mg of Viagra for 8$?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>i was totally and completely flabbergasted. <lj user=\"idchild\"> saved the day with a &#8220;no man, i&#8217;m cool, thanks!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;ve since come up with about 50 great responses to that question.  i will post them later, if i get around to it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m in a mcdonald&#8217;s parking lot with this afternoon, waiting for the people in the drivethrough to catch up with the orders (they brought the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-1061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-amused","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3634,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions\/3634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}