{"id":1105,"date":"2005-02-24T15:15:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-24T15:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/stuff-ive-done-that-nobody-else-on-my-friends-list-has-done-prolly\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:44","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:44","slug":"stuff-ive-done-that-nobody-else-on-my-friends-list-has-done-prolly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/02\/24\/stuff-ive-done-that-nobody-else-on-my-friends-list-has-done-prolly\/","title":{"rendered":"Stuff I’ve done that nobody else on my friends list has done (prolly)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Jumped out of a moving vehicle doing more than 30mph, and lived to tell about it without a scratch. <\/li>\n
  2. Took a 40oz bottle to the noggin, weilded by a drunken punk, then beat the piss out of said punk. <\/li>\n
  3. Brewed\/stilled alchoholic beverages in a substance-free dorm. For money. More than once. <\/li>\n
  4. Tickled a trout out of a mountain stream, gutted the fucker, and used his guts for bait to catch more trout. <\/li>\n
  5. Paid for a girl’s abortion, and claimed to be the father, on paper, to avoid fallout. I did this more than once, and none of the times was I actually sleeping with, or had designs to sleep with the women I did this for. I was actually paid back once. <\/li>\n
  6. The lemon wedge bet, more than once. Nuff said. <\/li>\n
  7. Stolen a memorial that weighed as much as I did at the time.<\/li>\n
  8. Stayed drunk for an entire week to see if I could do it. <\/li>\n
  9. Stayed awake for an entire week and worked through the hallucinations. <\/li>\n
  10. Spit in the Mississippi river with one foor in Missouri, the other in Illinois.<\/li>\n
  11. Came less than 1\/4 inch from bleeding to death of a self-inflicted (accidental) puncture wound to the thigh. <\/li>\n
  12. Played chess across the wire with a kid from Germany as a wee lad (before there was an internet), and get written up in the paper for it. <\/li>\n
  13. Have sex on a Greyhound bus at 4am, while the bus was in transit, with other passengers on the bus. Got a standing ovation from the teenage punks three seats up when we finished. <\/li>\n
  14. Been told by a professional spiritualist to leave the premesis of your interview\/consulation because you are “hexed”. <\/li>\n
  15. Seen someone try to use a ‘Jedi mind trick’ on a cop, in real life.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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