{"id":1108,"date":"2005-02-25T11:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-25T11:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/the-continued-adventures-of-frank-and-eddie-with-apologies-to\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:44","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:44","slug":"the-continued-adventures-of-frank-and-eddie-with-apologies-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/02\/25\/the-continued-adventures-of-frank-and-eddie-with-apologies-to\/","title":{"rendered":"The continued adventures of Frank and Eddie (with apologies to )"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Frank?”<\/font><\/p>\n

“What man, you need a light?”<\/p>\n

“No I was just wondering…”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Jesus man, can’t we ever do a job, just once, without you getting all cerebral on me?”<\/p>\n

“Cerebral? What the hell does that mean? That some sorta French word or something? Sounds like a cheese eating surrender monkey insult.”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Cerebral means brainy, ya twat.”<\/p>\n

“Oh, yeah, this is one of those questions.”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Sweet shit. Hand me those pliers while you are over there.”<\/p>\n

“O.K. Here.”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Not those, the other ones.”<\/p>\n

“Oh, here. Back to what I was just wondering, when is the precise moment of death?”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Ugh, goddamn metric screwheads. Wait, WHAT?”<\/p>\n

“When does life end? Is life, existance, a byproduct of the body’s functions, or is there an element of it just beyond physical reality? Is life tied to our bodies, but can occur with or without them?”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Hold this. No,not there, THERE. O.K. So basically, you are asking me about souls Eddie?”<\/p>\n

“No, not that church shit. I just want to know when we die.”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Usually, that happens right after the heart stops doin it’s thing. Aw FUCK, this is a new shirt.”<\/p>\n

“Here man, take my snotrag. It’s clean.”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Thanks.”<\/p>\n

“But what about brain death?”<\/font><\/p>\n

“What about it?”<\/p>\n

“After the heart stops beating, the brain continues to show signs of electromagnetic activity for as long as two months.”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Man, I swear you ask this stuff to jerk me off. You see this? You know why we are taking apart?”<\/p>\n

“Cuz it is jammed up?”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Rigt you are. Give the man a cigar.<\/p>\n

“Hey man, fuck off. What does this have to do with my question? “<\/font><\/p>\n

“I’m getting to it! The chainsaw is clogged because when you use it to cut through a skull, if you don’t have enough RPMs, the scalp gets snagged, tears off, gets sucked down the chain, and clogs the intake up.”<\/p>\n

“Ugh, that’s scalp? I woulda thought leg. “<\/font><\/p>\n

“Yeah, here’s your hankie back.”<\/p>\n

“Keep it.”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Whatever. Look, my point is, there was no electromagnetic anything going on with this dillweed after we cracked his cranium like a casaba.”<\/p>\n

“Right, because you destroyed the brain. You killed him.”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Eddie, traditionally, would you say that I killed someone when I stuck an icepick through their ribs twenty seven times, or when I cut up thier body after it was in a meat locker for three days?”<\/p>\n

“Yeah. Shit man, I never thought about it that way.”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Damn straight bud. Go get the mop. I’m outta smokes. We’ll toss the chainsaw in with the rest, it is a lost cause.”<\/p>\n

“Aw crap. So you get to buy smokes and I gotta mop? How does that work?”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Cuz you ask the stupid questions Eddie. Need anything?”<\/p>\n

“Nah man, I’m good. Word of advice? Lose the tie. Looks like you sat down too fast in front of a plate of spagetthi.”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Mother FUCK! Between Home Depot and Barneys, it is a motherfucking wonder we have enough left to pay the rent at the end of the day.”<\/p>\n

“Yeah, it’s rough business, death.”<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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