{"id":1127,"date":"2005-03-05T10:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-05T10:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/a-1-super-lucky-fucked-up-moment-of-the-evening\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:45","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:45","slug":"a-1-super-lucky-fucked-up-moment-of-the-evening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/03\/05\/a-1-super-lucky-fucked-up-moment-of-the-evening\/","title":{"rendered":"A #1 Super Lucky FUCKED UP moment of the evening"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>4:15 am.<br \/>\ndeli, 108th and amsterdam.<br \/>\nthere are two british gentleman ahead of me waiting for sandwiches.<\/p>\n<p>there is a visibly drunk and FILTHY person dressed up in a whinnie the pooh costume swaying at the atm.<br \/>\nthere is a cop car outside the deli.<br \/>\nbrit #1 makes a comment to brit #2 about the filthy condition of the pooh bear costume.<br \/>\npooh immediately flips around and gets in #1&#8217;s face. &#8220;you wanna go outside, i&#8217;ll kick your ass, etc etc&#8221;<br \/>\nthis is all happening less than 3&#8242; away from me.<br \/>\nthe 5-0 roll in after about a minute of back and forth.  to his credit, the brit was trying to diffuse, NOT start trouble. the pigs had their hands on their pieces, and their holding straps undone.<br \/>\nthe lead cop (24th precinct), coming into the deli &#8220;hey pooh bear, what the fuck is your problem!?&#8221;<br \/>\ni swear to christ, i was looking for the hidden video camera.<\/p>\n<p>in the end, no one was arrested.  the cops left after about 5 minutes of cop conversation.  pooh bear perched on the sidewalk where he accosted random passerbys.  i left.  i imagine he stayed until he got the ass kicking he was searching for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4:15 am. deli, 108th and amsterdam. there are two british gentleman ahead of me waiting for sandwiches. there is a visibly drunk and FILTHY person<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-1127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-amused","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3700,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127\/revisions\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}