{"id":1144,"date":"2005-03-17T17:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-17T17:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/a-kick-in-the-balls-a-slap-in-the-face\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:45","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:45","slug":"a-kick-in-the-balls-a-slap-in-the-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/03\/17\/a-kick-in-the-balls-a-slap-in-the-face\/","title":{"rendered":"a kick in the balls, a slap in the face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so my db system is still down at work.<br \/>\ni take a stupid ok cupid quiz to kill some time.  apparently i&#8217;d do real well in a zombie survival scenario.<br \/>\ni go to browse the stupid match thinger, and richelle&#8217;s profile comes up in my first 10 local matches at 80%.<br \/>\ni think i am done with ok cupid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so my db system is still down at work. i take a stupid ok cupid quiz to kill some time. apparently i&#8217;d do real well<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[68],"class_list":["post-1144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-crushed","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1144"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3717,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144\/revisions\/3717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}