{"id":1337,"date":"2005-04-29T10:40:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-29T10:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/ha-8\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:51","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:51","slug":"ha-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/04\/29\/ha-8\/","title":{"rendered":"ha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i just found out, i am going to be bouncing the costume institute ball on monday.  because the venue is so much smaller this year, they are expecting a lot of dance hall crashers.  beats checking coats, i guess. <\/p>\n<p>good thing i bought a tux! apparently i am going to the point for nicole kidman&#8217;s security people.  the security office has apparently ffed this up in the past.<\/p>\n<p>my question is, do you go with a horn handled or ebony handled switchblade to go with a tux?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i just found out, i am going to be bouncing the costume institute ball on monday. because the venue is so much smaller this year,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-1337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-amused","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1337"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3910,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions\/3910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}