{"id":1341,"date":"2005-05-02T21:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-02T21:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/gawker-can-bite-my-crank\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:51","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:51","slug":"gawker-can-bite-my-crank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/05\/02\/gawker-can-bite-my-crank\/","title":{"rendered":"gawker can bite my crank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so far this evening, on the escort\/coordination list &#8211; this will be updated as the evening progresses:<\/p>\n<p>\u00b7\tp diddy (one of his boys, a.k.a. &#8220;jacket carrier&#8221; got all hard on me when i suggested he detour to the coat check &#8211; i guess he figured he&#8217;d have nothing to do.  p diddy takes an escort of three when he goes to take a leak, btw)<br \/>\n\u00b7\tkevin costner (yes <lj user=\"misshellion\">, he exists)<br \/>\n\u00b7\tsenator schumer<br \/>\n\u00b7\trichard gere<br \/>\n\u00b7\tthe donald<br \/>\n\u00b7\tthe former mrs. donald<br \/>\n\u00b7\tjohnny knocksville<br \/>\n\u00b7\tnicole kidman<br \/>\n\u00b7\tmoby<br \/>\n\u00b7\tthe olsen twins<br \/>\n\u00b7\tliam neeson<br \/>\n\u00b7\tjorja fox<br \/>\n\u00b7\tapparently i just missed paris hilton, something i am not at all broken up about.<br \/>\n\u00b7\tjimmy fallon<br \/>\n\u00b7\telija wood<br \/>\n\u00b7\tvanessa williams<br \/>\n\u00b7\tkatie kurick<br \/>\n\u00b7\tcheryl crow<br \/>\n\u00b7\tjessica simpson<br \/>\n\u00b7\tvera wang<br \/>\n\u00b7\trussel simmons<br \/>\n\u00b7\tmarilyn manson<br \/>\n\u00b7\tusher<br \/>\n\u00b7\tjennifer connelly<br \/>\n\u00b7\tralph lauren<br \/>\n\u00b7\tthe guy from outkast<\/p>\n<p><strike>i am supposed to rondevous with Ch&#8217;s people at 10:30ish.<\/strike><br \/>\nI missed my rondevous because Christopher Walken crashed, and he needed to have his coat run down to coat check.<\/p>\n<p>I came very close to punching out an obnoxious paparattzi that shoved me for &#8220;blocking his shot&#8221;.  i told him that if he touched me again, he&#8217;d miss a lot more than his shot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so far this evening, on the escort\/coordination list &#8211; this will be updated as the evening progresses: \u00b7 p diddy (one of his boys, a.k.a.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[347],"class_list":["post-1341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-so-not-a-starfucker","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1341"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3914,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341\/revisions\/3914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}