{"id":1358,"date":"2005-05-09T15:02:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-09T15:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/passed-on-from-a-friend\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:52","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:52","slug":"passed-on-from-a-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/05\/09\/passed-on-from-a-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"passed on from a friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><lj-cut text=\"an astounding analysis of meterological trends over 2004\"><br \/>\n60o F:  Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.  People in New England sunbathe.  <\/p>\n<p>50o F:  New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.  People in New England plant gardens.  <\/p>\n<p>40o F:  Italian and English cars won\u2019t start.  People in New England drive with the windows down.  <\/p>\n<p>32o F:  Distilled water freezes.  The water at Moosehead Lake in Maine starts getting cooler.  <\/p>\n<p>20o F:  Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats.  People in New England throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.  <\/p>\n<p>15o F:  New York City landlords finally turn up the heat.  People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.  <\/p>\n<p>0o F:  All the people in Miami die.  New Englanders close the windows.  <\/p>\n<p>10o below zero:  Californians escape en masse to Mexico.  Girl Scouts in New England sell cookies door to door.  <\/p>\n<p>25o below zero:  Las Vegas disintegrates.  People in New England rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.  <\/p>\n<p>40o below zero:  Washington D.C. runs out of hot air.  People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.  <\/p>\n<p>100o below zero:  Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.  Some New Englanders are frustrated when they can\u2019t start their \u201ckahs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>460o below zero (absolute 0 on the Kelvin Scale):  All atomic motion stops.  People in New England start saying \u201cCold \u2018nuff for ya?\u201d  <\/p>\n<p>500o below zero:  Hell freezes over.  Red Sox win the World Series.<br \/>\n<\/lj-cut><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>60o F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe. 50o F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-1358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-amused","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3931,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358\/revisions\/3931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}