{"id":1384,"date":"2005-07-08T01:33:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-08T01:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/holy-crap-2\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:52","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:52","slug":"holy-crap-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/07\/08\/holy-crap-2\/","title":{"rendered":"holy crap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>there are dates, and then there are dates.  given the amount of time i have been out of the water, i consider this quite a victory.  at least i am not a total sucka who has lost every social grace he once had &#8211; long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away.<\/p>\n<p>my heart is still in my throat from most of the evening.<\/p>\n<p>son of the bitch.<\/p>\n<p>i got called a reverse cock tease (whatever that means) &#8211; i also remembered routledge!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>there are dates, and then there are dates. given the amount of time i have been out of the water, i consider this quite a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[96],"class_list":["post-1384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-surprised","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1384"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3957,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384\/revisions\/3957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}