{"id":1419,"date":"2005-02-02T15:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T15:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/i-am-going-to-go-on-a-killing-spree-with-a-rusty-spork\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:53","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:53","slug":"i-am-going-to-go-on-a-killing-spree-with-a-rusty-spork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/02\/02\/i-am-going-to-go-on-a-killing-spree-with-a-rusty-spork\/","title":{"rendered":"i am going to go on a killing spree with a rusty spork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i got blindsided by a software vendor today.  they are very trixie.  this is totally going to screw my theoretical upgrade machinations.  also? teleconferences with other people whodon&#8217;t know how to use a speakerphone are very entertaining &#8211; especially when you have the power of the mute button.<\/p>\n<p>in other news, the person who is my biggest management challenge (a good worker with long institutional memory, but who is very p\/a, and not good at communicating) has applied for a position in another department.  while this, in some ways, makes my long term responsibilities look easier, the short term rammifications are disastrous. this person is a true workhorse, and handles a fairly sizeable amount of our day-to-day business &#8211; she would not be replaced in a heartbeat.<\/p>\n<p>it is very likely, given the situation, that she will be the top candidate for the position.<\/p>\n<p>to paraphrase robin williams as pecos bill, i am already lower than a snake&#8217;s belly in a wagon rut.  this person leaving in the next two weeks?  the wagon rollin right over my ass.<\/p>\n<p>i need a drink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i got blindsided by a software vendor today. they are very trixie. this is totally going to screw my theoretical upgrade machinations. also? teleconferences with<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[314],"class_list":["post-1419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-fucked","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1419"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3992,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419\/revisions\/3992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}