{"id":1437,"date":"2005-03-25T09:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-25T09:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/and-all-my-friends-in-the-methadone-clinics\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:54","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:54","slug":"and-all-my-friends-in-the-methadone-clinics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/03\/25\/and-all-my-friends-in-the-methadone-clinics\/","title":{"rendered":"..and all my friends in the methadone clinics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/members.aol.com\/runnen4jesus3\/ElephantsSafeJesus.jpg\"><br \/>\n<font size=\"-2\"><b>yes folks, jesus can save you from three out of four elephants of the apocalypse<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p>i forgot my whoreson phone today. i think it is because i was so productive last night<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>i had a nice dinner  <\/li>\n<li>prepped my taxes  <\/li>\n<li>paid my bills  <\/li>\n<li>organized some files  <\/li>\n<li>re-printed all my gd receipts to get my transit check from my last job, since they apparently lost the claim i made a week ago  <\/li>\n<li>had some fun and games online  <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>my job has not leveled out yet, but the change is in the wind.  i finally have an assistant, and i am beginning to delegate slowly but surely.  it means little by little things are moving my way.<\/p>\n<p><lj user=\"fonem\"> has an interview here! the yay! i will call back when i have my phone back in my possession.<\/p>\n<p>we have an interesting situ here at work.  officially, noone can leave early today. last year, a daughter of abraham complained that the people who worship a jew with holes in his hands got to leave early, but not the people who worship a fat chinese man, a jew with a red cloak and a staff who can&#8217;t read a map of the desert and talks to burning shrubbery,a guy whose parents gave him the same first and middle name, or folks worship the sun, moon, trees and bees.  i don&#8217;t think the people who believe this entire posse of weirdos are like some sort of spiritual adams family, and reject the whole show were represented.<\/p>\n<p>at any rate, as a result, the decision was passed down that nobody is to leave early today.  traditionally, i guess, they let people leave early.  not today sirrah!  however, everyone on the XO staff is leaving at noon.<\/p>\n<p>how the fuck do you keep the crew in lines when the captains hit the lifeboats?<\/p>\n<p>i have told my peeps to take a long lunch at three if they feel the need to.<\/p>\n<p>me, the godless heathen, will be sitting here phoneless until the <strike>elephants<\/strike> cows come home, or some equally apropos lame imagery.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yes folks, jesus can save you from three out of four elephants of the apocalypse i forgot my whoreson phone today. i think it is<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-1437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-busy","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1437"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4010,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1437\/revisions\/4010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}