{"id":1465,"date":"2005-08-17T15:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-17T15:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/the-fall-of-rome-2\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:55","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:55","slug":"the-fall-of-rome-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/08\/17\/the-fall-of-rome-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fall of Rome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I keep saying that two things can prevent the fall of our species: a near ELE, or incredible scientific endeavors which create utopian conditions. <\/p>\n<p>Then I read The Onion, which posts articles like this one about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/news\/index.php?issue=4133&#038;n=2\">\u201cIntelligent Falling\u201d<\/a>, and I realize that without all the stupidity our society creates, there would be a whole lot less ironic laughter.  There would be, I believe anyway, a lot more laughter out of happiness.  <lj user=\"bruteforcemethd\">, you should totally scope the link, you will find it chuckalarious.<\/p>\n<p>Quoth the master:<br \/>\n<i>\u201cI&#8217;m going down, hang onto me, I&#8217;m going down<br \/>\nWatch me skate across an acre of linoleum<br \/>\nI know I can do it, I&#8217;m in total control\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>You should all listen to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.caracarn.com\/blog\/audio\/mp3\/Tom%20Waits%20%20Bounced%20Checks%20%20%20%20The%20piano%20has%20been%20drinking%20[vinyle].mp3\">this song<\/a>, if you haven\u2019t heard it already.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, I still haven\u2019t gotten my goddamn apartment rented yet.  I did find out that all i need to do NOW is pay 500$ in order to get my NYS learners permit back though, so that is an upshot.  I want to be able to drive by October.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I keep saying that two things can prevent the fall of our species: a near ELE, or incredible scientific endeavors which create utopian conditions. Then<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[220],"class_list":["post-1465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-angsty","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1465"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4038,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465\/revisions\/4038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}