{"id":1468,"date":"2005-08-22T15:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-22T15:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/youre-gonna-need-a-bigger-post\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:55","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:55","slug":"youre-gonna-need-a-bigger-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/08\/22\/youre-gonna-need-a-bigger-post\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re gonna need a bigger post&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had a nice weekend.<\/p>\n<p>Friday was a failed attempt at theater and art, but very successful Indian food.  Saturday that was made up for (the theater bit).  Julius Caesar set n the old south works surprisingly well.  <lj user=\"fructa\"> was definitely the most enthusiastic yokel I&#8217;ve ever seen.  Lots of fun.<\/p>\n<p>After that was Blackout, which, well, was a bit of a disaster.  I had a great time.  Too much of a great time, buy several drinks.  This led to my obliteration.  L. was good enough to chaperone and care take &#8211; even to the point where I passed out locked in my bathroom, and she undid the doorknob with my leather man to make sure I was alive.<\/p>\n<p>I was amazed the next day when I was informed of this, for several reasons:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> I woulda left my ass in the bathroom. <\/li>\n<li> My bathroom is the size of a well-proportioned broom closet &#8211; I have no idea how I managed to pass out laying down in it <\/li>\n<li> She put up with my general ahole nature which always emerges when I get sick <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Yesterdays brunch was a laid-back blast.  It got off the ground slightly lateish, but once everyone got there, the food, laughs, and good times got a-rolling.  aside from L. and our friend Aaron, appearances were made my <lj user=\"techtraum\">,<lj user=\"bruteforcemethd\">,<lj user=\"wangch61\">, and <lj user=\"red_dinosaur\">.  If ya didn&#8217;t make it this time, make it to the next one. <\/p>\n<p>Amidst the slew of entertaining conversations, there was a comment made by <lj user=\"bruteforcemethd\"> re: my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/community\/caracookin\/1037.html?mode=reply\" target=\"_blank\">sausage rolls<\/a>.  The &#8220;you had to be there&#8221; moment was largely based on the concept that all foodstuffs have a consciousness and life goal, and that goal is to be eaten.  Foodstuffs have learned to manipulate other living life forms (via deliciousness) into making that life goal a possibility.<\/p>\n<p>I need to work this into a short story somehow.  Maybe about a chef who becomes a prophet for the way of the food?  I dunno, but it was a fantastic idea, and a hysterical delivery.<\/p>\n<p>As is usually the case with Sunday brunch I am involved in, it ran WAY late &#8211; the sun was down by the time everyone piled out.  Hopefully, everyone made it home safe and sound.<\/p>\n<p>This week, I start going for the illegal sublet on the apartment.  3 days to <lj user=\"cercaria\">!<\/p>\n<p>Tonight &#8211; Jaws in Bryant Park.  Give a hollah if you want to reserve some blanket space.  BYOB and BYOF, but we may share cheese and fruit, as well as a swig of my sangria!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wvip.co.uk\/images\/dvd\/Jaws\/Jaws_5.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had a nice weekend. Friday was a failed attempt at theater and art, but very successful Indian food. 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