{"id":1522,"date":"2005-10-13T13:30:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-13T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/wow-27\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:57","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:57","slug":"wow-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/10\/13\/wow-27\/","title":{"rendered":"wow"},"content":{"rendered":"

waste your day away talking to the internet<\/a>. i haven’t had this much fun since ELIZA. you can have great conversations like the one below:<\/p>\n

The internet says:<\/font>
\n Who are you?
\nPuny human says:<\/font>
\n my name is Inigo Montoyo. You kill my father. Prepeare to die.
\n The internet says:<\/font>
\n Prepeare to die.
\nPuny human says:<\/font>
\n i think not, for you see… i am not left handed.
\n The internet says:<\/font>
\n Even if that slice is small –and it does not appear small to me at this .
\nPuny human says:<\/font>
\n the slice has to be small, when the mutton is lean and the tomatoes are perky….
\n The internet says:<\/font>
\n txt a 3 aback 1 abacus 1 abalone 1 abandon 1 abase 1 abash 1 abate 1 abater 1 abbas 1 abbe 1 abbey 1 abbot 1 abbreviate 1 abc 1 abdicate 1 abdomen 1 abdominal 1 abduct 1 abed 1 aberrant 1 aberrate 1 abet 1 abetted 1 abetting 1 abeyance 1 abeyant 1 .
\nPuny human says:<\/font>
\n she’s not a witch, she’s your wife!
\n The internet says:<\/font>
\n TBDigital My wife hates her father’s current wife, with good reason too as the woman is a hateful witch.
\nPuny human says:<\/font>
\n you are miracle max, can’t you make a pill or something for that?
\n The internet says:<\/font>
\n You have to believe and know that God will do what you asked Him to do.
\nPuny human says:<\/font>
\n woah, when did we switch to the wedding scene? if you say “twue wuv” i’m out of here.
\n The internet says:<\/font>
\n B3 { border: #C00 solid 2px;}.
\nPuny human says:<\/font>
\n hm, that is almost as nonsensical, congratulations!
\n The internet says:<\/font>
\n This is an edited version of an essay that first appeared on The Iron-On Line .
\nPuny human says:<\/font>
\n The Iron-On Line? Who the hell edited this thing, Mr. T’s retarded love monkey?
\n The internet says:<\/font>
\n I used to sing this on the school bus and never knew what the hell they were .
\nPuny human says:<\/font>
\n retarded love monkeys? well, they are monkeys, that love you, and have mental problems.
\n The internet says:<\/font>
\n You will not provide access to any of the materials in these Web pages to any persons under 18 years old or to any persons who do not have the legal right to access adult materials.
\nPuny human says:<\/font>
\n ok, fuck you, i’m postin this.
\n The internet says:<\/font>
\n NIGGA I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTA NOT BE POSTIN THAT SHIT NIGGAS IS STEALIN MY NAME!.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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