{"id":1567,"date":"2005-12-08T14:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-08T14:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/holy-fuckin-shit\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:58","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:58","slug":"holy-fuckin-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/12\/08\/holy-fuckin-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"holy fuckin shit"},"content":{"rendered":"

i just got my present.
\n<\/p>\n

i’m gonna go to the dmv next week. i am eligible for e learner’s permit as soon as i pass the damn tests. i will schedule my road test that same day.<\/p>\n

i may not get this by the end of december, but i’ll be dammned if i don’t get it by the end of january!<\/p>\n

in the words of team america: “fuck yeah”<\/p>\n

now i just need to survive my other woes, and i will be a fully mobile human once again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

i just got my present. i’m gonna go to the dmv next week. i am eligible for e learner’s permit as soon as i pass<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[218],"class_list":["post-1567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-psyched","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1567"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4140,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1567\/revisions\/4140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}