{"id":1615,"date":"2006-01-21T11:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-21T11:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/1615\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:57:00","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:57:00","slug":"1615","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/01\/21\/1615\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bjwinslow.com\/albums\/carnivalgaffs\/hand_frame.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Monkey&#8217;s Paw from <A href=\"http:\/\/www.bjwinslow.com\/gallery\/carnivalgaffs\" target=_blank>Oddities and<br \/>\nCuriosities<\/A><\/p>\n<p>Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!<br \/>\nHomer: [worried] Ooooh, that&#8217;s bad.<br \/>\nOwner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!<br \/>\nHomer: [relieved] That&#8217;s good.<br \/>\nOwner: The Frogurt is also cursed.<br \/>\nHomer: [worried] That&#8217;s bad.<br \/>\nOwner: But you get your choice of topping!<br \/>\nHomer: [relieved] That&#8217;s good.<br \/>\nOwner: The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.<br \/>\nHomer: [stares]<br \/>\nOwner: That&#8217;s bad.<br \/>\nHomer: Can I go now?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monkey&#8217;s Paw from Oddities and Curiosities Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that&#8217;s bad. Owner: But it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[397],"class_list":["post-1615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-lmao","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1615"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4188,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1615\/revisions\/4188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}