{"id":1722,"date":"2006-05-08T16:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-08T16:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/old-irony\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:57:03","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:57:03","slug":"old-irony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/05\/08\/old-irony\/","title":{"rendered":"old irony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>yesterday, after attempting to negotiate with, and, ultimately abandoning a gypsy cab, i lost my cigarette case.  i have had it since 1994, when i bought it in the east village. this makes two items out of my longtime smoking accessories which have evaporated in the past two years.  <\/p>\n<p>the case was silver, had a simple latch-catch, and had a vinyl centerpiece on the front that read:<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>orgasm donor<\/b><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thermalp.ch\/photos\/soins\/vertical\/medecine.gif\"><\/div>\n<p>it was funny on so many levels.  i hope whoever finds it uses it well.  i need to shop for something new now. i need a wallet as well, so i am going to have to shop around for a replacement.  i will miss that case though &#8211; so many memories&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yesterday, after attempting to negotiate with, and, ultimately abandoning a gypsy cab, i lost my cigarette case. i have had it since 1994, when i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[208],"class_list":["post-1722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-sad","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1722"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4295,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722\/revisions\/4295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}