{"id":179,"date":"2002-11-26T09:49:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-26T09:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/something-i-stole-from-richelle\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:18","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:18","slug":"something-i-stole-from-richelle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2002\/11\/26\/something-i-stole-from-richelle\/","title":{"rendered":"something i stole from richelle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Random Things<br \/>\n1. Your name spelled backward?<br \/>\ndranreb&#8230; almost sounds like a confused yokel<\/p>\n<p>2. Where were your you born?<br \/>\nNYC, NY<\/p>\n<p>3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?<br \/>\n The control variable documentation for javascript\/VBA handles in browser initiated &#8220;Browse&#8221; dialouges (you asked&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>4. What&#8217;s your favorite restaurant?<br \/>\nHmm&#8230; gotta go with The Bayou these days, love them crayfish =)<\/p>\n<p>5. Last time you swam in a pool?<br \/>\nEarlier this summer.  Forgot how much chlorine sucks the life outta you.<\/p>\n<p>6. Have you ever been in a school play?<br \/>\nmore than the FDA reccomends for a lifetime<\/p>\n<p>7. How many kids do you want?<br \/>\nheh, uh, ultimately, i have a feeling I will have very little say in the matter<\/p>\n<p>8. Type of music you dislike most?<br \/>\nneu-metal whine bands (bascailly 9\/10ths of the neu metal &#8220;phenomona&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>9. Are you registered to vote?<br \/>\nnever have been, never will be<\/p>\n<p>10. Do you have cable?<br \/>\ndigital<\/p>\n<p>11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?<br \/>\nheh, yeah, my grandma almost gave me one, but then sold it for 50$ instead (made me reconsider my worth&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>12. Ever prank call anybody?<br \/>\nOh, enough time to have had to explain my self to the police no less than more fingers than you have.<\/p>\n<p>13. Ever get a parking ticket?<br \/>\nOi&#8230; does a Republican Majority Gov&#8217;t believe in Pork?<\/p>\n<p>14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?<br \/>\nBeen bungee&#8230; skydiving might be a lil much for me&#8230; somehow I like the idea of jumping off stationary objects, I&#8217;m not so sure about the plane thing.<\/p>\n<p>15. Furthest place you ever traveled?<br \/>\nEgypt, and I loved every minute of it.  Although it was a day trip, and I spent more time gettig there and back than I spent there, it was really amazing&#8230; Geographically, I&#8217;m not sure it is as far away as some of the parts of Europe I bussed through, but it totally seemed like a different world.  <\/p>\n<p>16. Do you have a garden?<br \/>\nNo, nor do I plan on having one until I can either live off it, or make enough money off it to live.<\/p>\n<p>17. What&#8217;s your favorite comic strip?<br \/>\nhmm&#8230;toss up between wigu and foxtrot&#8230; I&#8217;m leaning towards foxtrot atm tho<\/p>\n<p>18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?<br \/>\nunfortunately<\/p>\n<p>19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?<br \/>\nshower, night&#8230; they don&#8217;t make bathtubs very accomodating <\/p>\n<p>20. Best movie you&#8217;ve seen in the past month?<br \/>\nHary Potter and the Chamber of Secrets<\/p>\n<p>21. Favorite pizza topping?<br \/>\nPepperoni<\/p>\n<p>22. Chips or popcorn?<br \/>\nchips<\/p>\n<p>23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?<br \/>\nwhatever richelle is wearing<\/p>\n<p>24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?<br \/>\nuh, if you replace &#8220;peanut shells&#8221; with tobacco or cloves, yes<\/p>\n<p>25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?<br \/>\nlol&#8230;.LOL&#8230;::pause::&#8230;LMAO<\/p>\n<p>26. Orange Juice or apple?<br \/>\nOJ baby&#8230;alla way (apple juice looks like recycled pee)<\/p>\n<p>27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?<br \/>\nRichelle, and although she considers my folks place &#8220;out&#8221; i see the french joint we went to down in the city more as the last time &#8220;out&#8221;&#8230; Danny Aiello and pate mmmm and escargot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>28. Favorite chocolate bar?<br \/>\ncharleston chew (three musketeers is the only other bar of cany i like, othe rthan white chocolate, which is a fortune)<\/p>\n<p>29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?<br \/>\nnever, not gonna do it<\/p>\n<p>30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?<br \/>\nAugust<\/p>\n<p>31. Have you ever won a trophy?<br \/>\nYeah, a couple, Elementary and high school&#8230; i think my mom has them stashed away somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>32. Are you a good cook?<br \/>\nI consider myself to be, given that I am now back into cooking fulltime, despite my constant battles with rusty memory and electric range.<\/p>\n<p>33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?<br \/>\nUh, is that a trick question? Oh, maybe gross inuendo&#8230; hmm either way, yes.<\/p>\n<p>34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?<br \/>\nAn Article? Like George Foreman selling &#8220;The Magna Carta&#8221;? Or Richard Simminons &#8220;Articles of Confederation to a leaner ass?&#8221; Curious wording&#8230; I borrowed a speedreading tape series my roomate bought in college off an infomerccial, but discontinued use right away because the tapes were creepy, and slowing me down&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>35. Sprite or 7-up?<br \/>\nHmm, sprite when not mixing 7up when cheap vodka abounds.<\/p>\n<p>36. Are nurse uniforms sexy?<br \/>\nDepend on who they are on&#8230; Drew Carey in a nurse uniform=vomitfest&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?<br \/>\nA pack of gum.<\/p>\n<p>38. Ever throw up in public?<br \/>\nnot that I recall.<\/p>\n<p>39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?<br \/>\nHeh, show me the money&#8230; i already got the love!<\/p>\n<p>40. Do you believe in love at first sight?<br \/>\nyeah<\/p>\n<p>41. Ever call a 1-900 number?<br \/>\nyeah (See answer 40&#8230; damn phone-card women)<\/p>\n<p>42. Can ex&#8217;s be friends?<br \/>\nIf I&#8217;m the ex, yeah, but if they are the ex, apparently not (in recent history anyhow)<\/p>\n<p>43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?<br \/>\nMelissa&#8217;s friend Joy.<\/p>\n<p>44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?<br \/>\nYeah, was born with it!<\/p>\n<p>45. What message is on your voicemail?<br \/>\n&#8220;Hi, I&#8217;m either unavailable or out of range, please leave a message&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>46. What&#8217;s your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?<br \/>\nHaven&#8217;t watched SNL in sooo long&#8230; probably whoever does Connery in celeb Jeapordy<\/p>\n<p>47. What was the name of your first pet?<br \/>\nMotorboat and Jacoby (they were the cats when I was born)<\/p>\n<p>48. What is in your purse?<br \/>\nGodness! I have a purse? Someone must have stolen it or soemthing.<\/p>\n<p>49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?<br \/>\nnoyb<\/p>\n<p>50. What is one thing you are grateful for today?<br \/>\nThat despite being a horribly inept megacorporation, Microsoft still apparently knows how to properly annote technical documetnation for programmatic variables&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Random Things 1. Your name spelled backward? dranreb&#8230; almost sounds like a confused yokel 2. Where were your you born? NYC, NY 3. 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