{"id":1815,"date":"2006-10-18T12:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-18T12:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/my-week-of-mornings\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:57:06","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:57:06","slug":"my-week-of-mornings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/10\/18\/my-week-of-mornings\/","title":{"rendered":"my week of mornings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>monday morning i woke up to a loud black woman screaming out of her cab and sitting on the horn for over five minutes.<\/p>\n<p>tuesday morning, i woke up to my alarm, and proceeded to spill a half-full glass of red wine all over myself waving for the snooze bar.  i do not recommend this as a way to start the day.<\/p>\n<p>this morning, i woke up and immediately vomited, like, forty or so seconds after my eyes opened. a byproduct, i believe, of partaking in white castle before my hike home last night.  i do not think it was the jamacian patties i had earlier in the night, as any bugs in them would have been rendered harmlessly sterile and inebriated by the whiskey bath i gave them.  and before, reader dear, you give me crap about ungentlemanly drinking behavior on a tuesday night, i defy anyone who claims they were able to make it through the mets game last night without some sort of chemical interaction to dull the pain.<\/p>\n<p>do you know how hard it is to find the word &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/cgi-bin\/mwwodarch.pl?Oct.07.2006\">gurgitate<\/a>&#8216; in a dictionary?  i know ingurgitate is the reverse of regurgitate, but gurgitate by itself is also usable (but far from rolling off the lips). apparently since <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gurgitator\">the competitive eating fatties  have made the word gurgitator synonymous with competitive eater<\/a>, the word has increased in frequency of use, but <a href=\"http:\/\/answers.yahoo.com\/question\/index?qid=20061002070455AABl0nM\">many people think the root verb was plain made up<\/a>.  this fascinates me, the taxonomy of language, and how some words can become completely obscured in a relatively short period of time, despite the fact that they have roots in words that were commonplace for years.<\/p>\n<p>the point of this missive is that i do not recommend the reverse ingurgitation of white castle.  it makes workdays taste like sour pickle burps.<\/p>\n<p><b>EDIT:<\/b>iwas apparently overly grouchy\/complainy about the knicks after the mets lost.  my apologies to <lj user=\"hoolifan\"> and <lj user=\"slangston\"> if i was over the top, or ruined your enjoyment of that game, which the knicks apaprently won!  <lj user=\"wangch61\">, you get no apologies, since you retained a half bottle of JW Red.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hexane.org\/data\/art\/2006\/white_castle\/white_castle.png.450x450.2006-09-02.jpg\" width=\"300\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>monday morning i woke up to a loud black woman screaming out of her cab and sitting on the horn for over five minutes. tuesday<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[429],"class_list":["post-1815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-green-under-the-gills","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1815"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4388,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1815\/revisions\/4388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}