{"id":2043,"date":"2007-11-12T09:58:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-12T09:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/good-news-bad-news\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:57:12","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:57:12","slug":"good-news-bad-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/11\/12\/good-news-bad-news\/","title":{"rendered":"good news\/bad news"},"content":{"rendered":"

They changed the tiny bottle law in SC back in January.
\nThat did not improve my performance at today’s 7am tee time.<\/p>\n

That being said, I learned that being good at golf is not that important. All you have to do is be less hung over than the people you are golfing with; a feat I managed to pull off with astounding results. I wasn’t under par once, but most of the other guys, who regularly pull in games under par (and golf this goddamned course all the time) were totally pulling boners.<\/p>\n

At first, I thought they might be throwing to try to make me look good, until one of the sales guys puked in a sand trap after his fifth stroke.<\/p>\n

I have discovered the return to working for a nonprofit – apparently if youa re an unmarried man at a fundraising convention, you are like a purple zebra – everyone has to stop and look, and noobody quite believes you exist. The upside is that the guy to girl ratio is like 5\/1. The downside is that of the 600 odd women, most are scary run away types. I have never been hit on by so many women over 50 in my life, nor have I ever seen so many women wearing sweats which look like spandex.<\/p>\n

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