{"id":208,"date":"2002-12-24T10:46:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-24T10:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/hehehehee\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:19","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:19","slug":"hehehehee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2002\/12\/24\/hehehehee\/","title":{"rendered":"hehehehee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>EGON<br \/>\nI&#8217;m worried, Ray. It&#8217;s getting crowded in there. And all my recent data points to something big on the horizon.<\/p>\n<p>WINSTON<br \/>\nWhat do you mean, big?<\/p>\n<p>EGON<br \/>\nWell. Let&#8217;s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According this morning&#8217;s sample, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds.<br \/>\nRAY coughs violently<\/p>\n<p>WINSTON<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s a big Twinkie.<br \/>\nEGON nods and eats his Twinkie.<\/p>\n<p>RAY<br \/>\nWe could be on the verge of a fourfold crossrip! A PKE surge of incredible, even dangerous proportions!<\/p>\n<p>PETER<br \/>\ncoming down stairs<br \/>\nWe just had a visit from the Environmental Protection Agency. How&#8217;s the grid holding up?<\/p>\n<p>RAY<br \/>\nNot good.<\/p>\n<p>WINSTON<br \/>\nTell him about the Twinkie.<\/p>\n<p>PETER<br \/>\nWhat about the Twinkie?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EGON I&#8217;m worried, Ray. It&#8217;s getting crowded in there. And all my recent data points to something big on the horizon. WINSTON What do you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[17],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-nerdy","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2781,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions\/2781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}