(I shot the Santa
\nBut I didn’t shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh!
\nI shot the Santa
\nBut I didn’t shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.)
\nYeah! All around in the North Pole,
\nElfs tryin’ to track me down;
\nThey say they want to bring me in guilty
\nFor the killing of a Reindeer
\nFor the life of a Reindeer.
\nBut I say:<\/p>\n
Oh, now, now. Oh!
\n(I shot the Santa.) – the Santa.
\n(But I swear it was in selfdefence.)
\nOh, no! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah!
\nI say: I shot the Santa – Oh, Lord! –
\n(And they say it is a capital offence.)
\nYeah! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah!<\/p>\n
Santa Saint Nick always hated me,
\nFor what, I don’t know:
\nEvery time I plant a seed,
\nHe said kill it before it grow –
\nHe said kill them before they grow.
\nAnd so:<\/p>\n
Read it in the news:
\n(I shot the Santa.) Oh, Lord!
\n(But I swear it was in self-defence.)
\nWhere was the Reindeer? (Oo-oo-oh)
\nI say: I shot the Santa ,
\nBut I swear it was in selfdefence. (Oo-oh) Yeah!<\/p>\n
Freedom came my way one day
\nAnd I started out of town, yeah!
\nAll of a sudden I saw The jolly fat man
\nAiming to shoot me down,
\nSo I shot – I shot – I shot him down and I say:
\nIf I am guilty I will pay.<\/p>\n
(I shot the Santa,)
\nBut I say (But I didn’t shoot no reindeer),
\nI didn’t shoot no reindeer (oh, no-oh), oh no!
\n(I shot the Santa.) I did!
\nBut I didn’t shoot no reindeer. Oh! (Oo-oo-ooh)<\/p>\n
Reflexes had got the better of me
\nAnd what is to be must be:
\nEvery day the bucket a-go a well,
\nOne day the bottom a-go drop out,
\nOne day the bottom a-go drop out.
\nI say:<\/p>\n
I – I – I – I shot the Santa.
\nLord, I didn’t shot thet Rudolph, see? Yeah!
\nI – I (shot the Santa) –
\nBut I didn’t shoot no reindeer, yeah! No, yeah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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