{"id":2186,"date":"2008-07-01T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-01T16:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/apartmentification\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:57:16","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:57:16","slug":"apartmentification","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/07\/01\/apartmentification\/","title":{"rendered":"apartmentification"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i never, in a million years, thought i&#8217;d be living in a place like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.45wall.com\/index.html\">this<\/a> (fucking horrible site).  women do funny things to you jack, just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.looptvandfilm.com\/blog\/richardpryorsnl.mpeg\">ask richard pryor<\/a> all about it.  that was pretty close to how surreal this application process was.  i kept waiting for them to ask me for a dna sample.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i never, in a million years, thought i&#8217;d be living in a place like this (fucking horrible site). women do funny things to you jack,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-2186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-accomplished","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2186"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4759,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186\/revisions\/4759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}