{"id":2201,"date":"2008-07-24T09:09:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-24T09:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/waiting-for-a-punchline\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:57:16","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:57:16","slug":"waiting-for-a-punchline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2008\/07\/24\/waiting-for-a-punchline\/","title":{"rendered":"waiting for a punchline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>y&#8217;know how there is that joke about being so tight you shit a diamond?  sorry if i ruined it for you if you didn&#8217;t already know.  i have so much on my mind at the moment that i am going to die from a diamond embolism, instead of your standard blood clot.<\/p>\n<p>i keep repeating the &#8220;whatever doesn&#8217;t kill me&#8221; mantra, but i am afraid of fail.<\/p>\n<p><img ssrc=\"http:\/\/employeefactor.com\/computing_stress.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>y&#8217;know how there is that joke about being so tight you shit a diamond? sorry if i ruined it for you if you didn&#8217;t already<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[87],"class_list":["post-2201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-stressed","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4774,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2201\/revisions\/4774"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}