{"id":2309,"date":"2009-01-15T16:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-15T16:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/damn-5\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:57:19","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:57:19","slug":"damn-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/01\/15\/damn-5\/","title":{"rendered":"damn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my heart goes out to everyone involved in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.1010wins.com\/US-Air-Plane-Crashes-into-Hudson\/3667851\">the first water landing of a commecial airline that didn&#8217;t involve everyone dying<\/a>.  george carlin died too early, but at least it was before that joke got disproven.<\/p>\n<p>Update: Fox News just asked everyone to pray for the 41 Bank of America employees on the plane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my heart goes out to everyone involved in the first water landing of a commecial airline that didn&#8217;t involve everyone dying. george carlin died too<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2309"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4882,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2309\/revisions\/4882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}