Written by Mark Levinthal & Bill Manspeaker<\/i><\/p>\n
Why don’t you sit right back
\nand I, I may tell you a tale
\na tale of three little pigs
\nand a BIG BAD wolf<\/p>\n
Well the first little piggy
\nwell he was kind of hip he
\nspent most of his day just
\ndreaming on the city<\/p>\n
and then one day he bought a guitar
\nhe moved to hollywood
\nto become a star
\nliving on the farm
\nhe knew nothing of the city
\nbuilt his house on straw – what a pity
\nthen one day
\njamming on some cords
\nalong came the wolf
\nknocking on his door<\/p>\n
Little pig, little pig, let me in
\n“not by the hair of my chinny chin chin”
\nLittle pig, little pig, let me in
\n“not by the hair of my chinny chin chin”
\nwell i’m huffing, i’m puffing
\nI’ll blow your house in
\nHuffing, Puffing,
\nblow your house in
\nHuffing, Puffing,
\nblow your house in
\nHuffing and I’m puffing, and I’ll blow your house in<\/p>\n
well the second little piggy
\nwell, he was kind of stocky
\nspent most of his day
\njust a gun just smoking<\/p>\n
huffing and a phuffing down the venize beach
\ngetting paid money for religious speech
\nbuilt his shelter from many garbage picks
\nmostly made up of cans and sticks
\nthen one day he was cracking off a Marley
\nalong came the wolf on his big bad Harley<\/p>\n
Little pig, Little pig, let me in
\nnot by the hair of my chinny chin chin x2
\nwell i’m huffing, i’m puffing
\nI’ll blow your house in
\nHuffing, puffing,
\nblow your house in
\nHuffing, puffing
\nblow your house in
\nHuffing and I’m puffing, and I’ll blow your house in<\/p>\n
well the third little piggy
\nthe great A student
\nhis daddy was a rock-star
\nnamed Pig Nugent
\nearned his masters degree
\nfrom Harvard college
\nbuilt his house from his architect knowledge
\na tri-level mansion Hollywood Hills
\ndaddy rockstart ’em
\npay for the bills
\nthen one day came the old house matcher
\nthe big bad wolf, the little piggies slasher<\/p>\n
Little pig, little pig, let me in
\nnot by the hair of my chinny chin chin x2
\nwell i’m huffing, i’m puffing
\nI’ll blow your house in
\nHuffing, puffing,
\nblow your house in
\nHuffing, puffing,
\nblow your house in
\nHuffing and I’m puffing, and I’ll blow your house in<\/p>\n
well the big bad wolf
\nwell he huffed
\nand he puffed all that he could
\nand hold, behold the little piggy house stood
\nit’s made out of concrete
\nthe little piggy shouted
\nthe wolf just frowned as he pouted
\nso they called nine eleven
\nlike any piggy would
\nthey sent out rambo
\njust as fast as they could<\/p>\n
{Rambo: } yo! Wolf-face, i’m your worst nightmare
\n{Rambo: } your ass is mine<\/p>\n
well the wolf fell dead as you
\ncan plainly see
\nand thats the end of the story for you and me
\nit still gives a lesson, you just may
\nhear the big wolf the little piggies say:<\/p>\n
Little pig, Little pig, let me in
\nnot by the hair of my chinny chin chin x2
\nwell i’m huffing, i’m puffing
\nI’ll blow your house in
\nHuffing, puffing, blow your house in
\nHuffing, puffing, blow your house in
\nHuffing, puffing, blow your house in
\nHuffing and I’m puffing, and I’ll blow your house in<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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