{"id":273,"date":"2003-01-31T11:28:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-31T11:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/silly-profiler-forwards\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:21","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:21","slug":"silly-profiler-forwards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/01\/31\/silly-profiler-forwards\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Profiler Forwards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I normally hate these things, but I&#8217;m in a spacey mood atm, so mebbe this will help&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;HAVE YOU EVER&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\n* flown on a plane: yes..<br \/>\n* ever been so drunk you blacked out: yup<br \/>\n* missed school because it was raining: not that i know of<br \/>\n* told a girl that you liked them?: yup<br \/>\n* put a body part on fire for amusement: well, not the part persay&#8230; the alchohol substance coating the hand, yes&#8230;but that is not the same thing as starting your hand itself on fire.<br \/>\n* had a crush on a friends girlfriend:yeah, once, nothing came of it though<br \/>\n* dated someone for over a year: couple times<br \/>\n* been hurt emotionally: yup<br \/>\n* kept a secret from everyone: yup<br \/>\n* wanted to hook up with a friend: hmm, maybe? yes, i guess&#8230;<br \/>\n* cried during a movie?: nope<br \/>\n* ever thought an animated character was hot?: yup&#8230; the dark elf chick from Lodoss was a hottie<br \/>\n* gotten into a physical fight?: yeah<br \/>\n* been on stage: unfortunately<br \/>\n* cut your hair: heh, not recently<br \/>\n* had crush on a teacher? nope<\/p>\n<p>5 things you wear daily:<br \/>\n1. earrings<br \/>\n2. glasses<br \/>\n3. deoderant<br \/>\n4. cologne<br \/>\n5. pants<\/p>\n<p>5 movies you&#8217;d watch over &#038; over:<br \/>\n1. Any of the Orig SWARS Trilogy<br \/>\n2. Any of the Indiana Jones movies<br \/>\n3. Most anything Anime (Vampire Hunter D &#038; Redux, Ghost in the Shell, Monoke, Iria, etc etc)<br \/>\n4. The Quiet Man<br \/>\n5. Anything by Kurosawa<\/p>\n<p>5 objects you touch every day:<br \/>\n1. my glasses<br \/>\n2. pants<br \/>\n3. deoderant<br \/>\n4. cologne<br \/>\n5. my g\/f (any day i&#8217;m lucky that is)<\/p>\n<p>5 things you do every day:<br \/>\n1. breathe (yeah continued breathing is good)<br \/>\n2. Wake up (another one of those continued life functions)<br \/>\n3. eat and drink (wohoo metablism still working)<br \/>\n4. Put on glasses, pants, deoderant etc (not nec in that order)<br \/>\n5. Throw something away.<\/p>\n<p>2 things you can&#8217;t live without:<br \/>\n1. Hydrogen Dioxide<br \/>\n2. Plain ol Oxygen<\/p>\n<p>5 things you are doing right now:<br \/>\n1.Listening to Tori Amos<br \/>\n2. Wasting Time<br \/>\n3. Chatting Online<br \/>\n4. Developing an Internet Application<br \/>\n5. Drafting an Email about stupid websites<\/p>\n<p>2 things you ate in the last 24 hours:<br \/>\n1. oatmeal cookie<br \/>\n2. jamacan beef pattie<\/p>\n<p>5 thoughts in your head:<br \/>\n1. Wake\/Funeral situations suck<br \/>\n2. People who use Quark to make webpages, with no HTML knowledge, should not be given FTP access.<br \/>\n3. &#8220;Gotta be free&#8230; ::bass beat:: Gotta be free&#8230;<br \/>\n4. Why is today going so slowly?<br \/>\n5. I hope Richelle feels better tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>10 things you like about your mate\/or like in a mate:<br \/>\n1. She likes my cooking ( =) )<br \/>\n2. She knows a lot about stuff I&#8217;m only topical on, and is not overly bored all the time when I drone on and on about the things I&#8217;m _not_ topical about.<br \/>\n3. She doesn&#8217;t mind driving my stupid ass all over the place.<br \/>\n4. She is totally beautiful&#8230; a good freind as well as mate, which is IMO one of the most important things.<br \/>\n5. She is enthusastic about life, but not so much that it overrides the lazy days.<br \/>\n6. She loves her dog, and is really cute when she babies him.<br \/>\n7. She&#8217;s funny, and thinks I&#8217;m funny&#8230; its rare that both things coincide.<br \/>\n8. She doesn&#8217;t mind doing dishes (one of the thigns I hate most in life)<br \/>\n9. A smile and a wink from her gets me going.. the effort on her part to be attractive is hardly needed.<br \/>\n10. She is a GEEK!<\/p>\n<p>5 things you want to do this year: (in no particular order)<br \/>\n1. get through another 50 pages of my research<br \/>\n2. Get rid of EQ<br \/>\n3. See a live concert<br \/>\n4. Meet Richelle&#8217;s Family<br \/>\n5. Lose some weight<\/p>\n<p>5 objects in your room you love:<br \/>\n1.my g\/f<br \/>\n2.My horse sculpture<br \/>\n3.my bed&#8230;its hard to find a compfy bed as a big person<br \/>\n4.Marley&#8217;s silly little dog bed<br \/>\n5.The carpet Richelle and I picked out (20 dallah! what a steal!)<\/p>\n<p>1) Last dream: not fun<br \/>\n2) Last car ride: richelle picking me up at the train yesterday<br \/>\n3) Last kiss: this morning<br \/>\n4) Last person you kissed: Richelle<br \/>\n5) Last good cry: long time ago<br \/>\n6) Last Missing Library Book: never lost one that i know of.<br \/>\n7) Last movie seen: the end of Ocean&#8217;s 11<br \/>\n8) Last Book Read: The Tower of Babel<br \/>\n9) Last curse word uttered: fuck!<br \/>\n10) Last beverage drank: coke<br \/>\n11) Last Food consumed: oatmeal cookie<br \/>\n12) Last Crush: Chelle<br \/>\n13) Last phone call: NetIQ software<br \/>\n14) Last TV show watched: The Simpsons<br \/>\n15) Last Item Bought: oatmeal cookie<br \/>\n16) Last time showered: last night<br \/>\n17) Last shoes worn: merrel rock climbing thingers<br \/>\n18) Last CD played: my work\/truckin mp3cd<br \/>\n19) Last MP3 Downloaded:johnny cash &#8211; personal jesus.mp3<br \/>\n20) Last annoyance: see last phonecall<br \/>\n21) Last disappointment: my brother&#8217;s recent activities<br \/>\n22) Last soda drank: sierra mist<br \/>\n23) Last thing written: an email to boss<br \/>\n24) Last key used: office key.<br \/>\n25) Last word spoken: ok<br \/>\n26) Last trip to the bathroom: this morning sometime<br \/>\n27) Last sleep: last night<br \/>\n28) Last IM: jeffbeck13<br \/>\n29) Last song you listened to: Future sound of London &#8211; Cascade.mp3<br \/>\n30) Last time you yelled at someone: see #13<br \/>\n31) Last weird encounter: ben stein on GCT on Halloween<br \/>\n32) Last Store Shopped at: Liqor Store<br \/>\n33) Last ice cream eaten: Butter Pecan<br \/>\n34) Last time amused: not too long ago<br \/>\n35) Last time wanting to die: last migraine<br \/>\n36) Last time in love: chuckle&#8230;what a silly question<br \/>\n37) Last time hugged: this morning<br \/>\n38) Last time kissed on the cheek: this morning<br \/>\n39) Last time humped: um, if they mean the receptive aspect of the verb, never&#8230; if they mean the active, i dunno&#8230; i would need a clearer specification of use<br \/>\n40) Last time scolded: a while ago<br \/>\n41) Last time resentful: not too long ago<br \/>\n42) Last chair sat in: Computer chair<br \/>\n43) Last lipstick used: Johnson &#038; Johnson lip-balmy stuff<br \/>\n44) Last underwear worn: dark tartan<br \/>\n45) Last bra worn: n\/a<br \/>\n46) Last shirt worn: red mock-tneck<br \/>\n47) Last class attended: CF training about a year ago<br \/>\n48) Last Final taken: heh, loong ago<br \/>\n49) Last time dancing: Sara&#8217;s wedding<br \/>\n50) Last poster looked at: Rolex ad on the train<br \/>\n51) Last concert attended: Ani DiFranco, central park, June<br \/>\n52) Last webpage visited: MSSM.edu<\/p>\n<p>1. Name: Bernard<br \/>\n2. Name Backwards: Dranreb<br \/>\n3. Does your name mean anything? Son of the Bear<br \/>\n4. Were you named after anyone? Yeah, 5 generations of the eldest son of a generation.<br \/>\n5. Nickname(s): B, Bern, Bernie, B-Dog<br \/>\n6. Screen Name(s): Aesmodeus, Aerthsaga, BlaqHeart, Sonoftheserpent (thats all you are getting)<br \/>\n7. Date of Birth: 02.24.1978<br \/>\n8. Place of Birth: Manhattan NY<br \/>\n9. Nationality: Half-Ecuadorian, rest is mutt with major mongrels being scotch-irish<br \/>\n10. Current Location: Mount Vernon\u2026 Westchester\u2026 New York<br \/>\n11. Sign: Pisces<br \/>\n12. Religion: is the root of man&#8217;s discontent.<br \/>\n13. Height: 6&#8217;3&#8221;<br \/>\n14. Weight: 260somthein<br \/>\n15. Shoe size: 12.5 W<br \/>\n16. Hair Color: black-red<br \/>\n17. Eye Color: brown<br \/>\n18. Innie\/Outie: Innie<br \/>\n19. Righty\/Lefty\/Ambidextrous: right-ambi<br \/>\n20. Gay\/Straight\/Bi\/Other: straight<\/p>\n<p>Do You Have &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>32. Any sisters? 1<br \/>\n33. Any brothers? 1<br \/>\n34. Any pets? Dog, by valance<br \/>\n35. A disease? Repeat Female Desire Siyndrome<br \/>\n36. A pager? on my phone<br \/>\n37. A personal phone number? cellphone<br \/>\n38. A leather jacket with studs? not since it bought it in a fight<br \/>\n39. A heroin needle? heh, nope<br \/>\n40. A pool or hot tub? pool (as part of the apt)<br \/>\n41. A car? yeah, not driveable, but yeah<\/p>\n<p>Describe Your&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>42. Personality: Overbearing<br \/>\n43. Car: 2000 Chevy Cavalier<br \/>\n45. Shoes: Black, beat up<br \/>\n46. School: hard knoicks =)<br \/>\n47. Bed: Wood-framed queen size<br \/>\n48. Relationship with parent(s): better than it ever has been (Scarily)<\/p>\n<p>Do You&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>49. Believe in yourself? I am a self-agnostic<br \/>\n50. Believe in love at first site? Yup<br \/>\n51. Consider yourself a good listener? What was the question?<br \/>\n52. Consider yourself a good friend? I try to be.<br \/>\n53. Save email conversations? Yeah<br \/>\n54. Pray? Nope<br \/>\n55. Believe in reincarnation? I did in my last life, but not this one<br \/>\n56. Like to make fun of peoples? yup<br \/>\n57. Like to talk on the phone? eh, phones are overrated, unless your g\/f is in another time zone<br \/>\n58. Like to drive? love it<br \/>\n59. Get motion sickness? occasionally<br \/>\n60. Eat the stems of broccoli? yes<br \/>\n61. Eat chicken fingers with a fork? chopsticks stupid lound eye<br \/>\n62. Dream in color? sometimes<br \/>\n63. Type with your fingers on home row? home row? what, you tryin to start somethin punk ass?<br \/>\n64. 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