Top 11 reasons Dubya’s lawyers say he can attack Iraq without provocation or the Constitutionally required consent of Congress.<\/p>\n
11. He’s just borrowing the keys to his father’s 1991 consent.<\/p>\n
10. Lawyers expect it will be easier to defend attacking Iraq than to keep Dick Cheney out of prison.<\/p>\n
9. Hired legal team away from Vinson & Elkins, the firm that represented Enron.<\/p>\n
8. Constitution? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!<\/p>\n
7. 5-4 favorable ruling by the Supreme Court is guaranteed regardless of the absurdity of the argument.<\/p>\n
6. Darth Cheney used the Jedi mind trick on them.<\/p>\n
5. He’s gonna do it anyway.<\/p>\n
4. John Ashcroft is in charge of the complaint department.<\/p>\n
3. It’s a politically expedient outgrowth of the moral lassitude of the legal profession in the post-Clinton era<\/p>\n
(Clinton’s fault).<\/p>\n
2. Al Qaeda killed a retriever puppy!<\/p>\n
1. Dubya promised them all seats on the Supreme Court.<\/p>\n