#include “seedybar.h”
\n#include “var_patron_gen.h”
\n#include “cash_patron_booze_interaction.h”
\n#include tim_defs.h
\n#include questionable_transsexual.cpp<\/p>\n
\/\/define local variables
\nfloat<\/b> cash_In_wallet = “40.00”;
\nfloat<\/b> current_BAL = “0.0”;
\nstring<\/b> current_persuasion=”stright”
\nbool<\/b> has_penis = “true”<\/p>\n
\/\/define global variables
\nbool<\/b> women_evil = “true”;
\nbool<\/b> transsexuals_bad=”true”;
\nstring<\/b> murphy_law=”in effect”;<\/p>\n
void<\/b> main
\n(
\n\/\/specaily patron object for this example
\ndefine<\/i> obj<\/b> Patron_Tim(cash_In_wallet ,current_BAL ,sexuality, has_penis );<\/p>\n
\/\/standard patron invocation, with questionable sexaul prefrences\/reproductive organ status
\ndefine obj<\/b> Preop_Trans_patient(11.42,.042,”questionable”,”true”);<\/p>\n
\/\/Bar object, as per header include… takes arguments: cash_in_till, \/\/num_tenders,patron_count, num_seats_avail
\ndefine<\/i> obj<\/b> TheBar(1437.65,2,23,25)<\/p>\n
loop<\/i> AtTheBar(while<\/b> transsexuals_bad=”true”);<\/p>\n
\/\/increase patron count at bar by 1
\nmethod_add_patron_to_bar( Preop_Trans_patient);
\n\/\/1 seat left at the bar<\/p>\n
\/\/everyone looks around
\ncout<\/b> >> Warning there are “TheBar(SeatsLeft)” seats left at the bar >> endl;<\/p>\n
\/\/i’ll have a rum and coke
\nset<\/b> patronmode(Preop_Trans_patient,drinking,rum_coke,4.25);<\/p>\n
\/\/enter our hero… whew! only 1 seat open… hey she looks pretty good
\nmethod_add_patron_to_bar(Patron_Tim);<\/p>\n
\/\/everyone looks around
\ncout<\/b> >> Warning there are “TheBar(SeatsLeft)” seats left at the bar >> endl;
\n\/\/1 seat left at bar<\/p>\n
\/\/our hero’s journey truly begins
\nmethod_scope_out_bod(Patron_Tim, Preop_Trans_patient);<\/p>\n
\/\/begin flirting: hey baby, come here often?
\nvoid<\/b> flirt(Patron_Tim, Preop_Trans_patient);<\/p>\n
\/\/if flitrter is less drunk than flirtee and flirter is more attractive than flirtee’s BAL
\nif flitrter_BAL > flitrtee_BAL
\nand
\nif flirtee_intrest > flitrter_BAL
\nthen<\/p>\n
\/\/up the interest level, flirt back
\nflirtee_intrest++;
\nflirter_interest ++;<\/p>\n
\/\/give a random positive response
\ncout<\/b>(randomresponse)
\n>> Warning there are “On occasion, how often do you come?” >> endl;
\n>> Warning there are “Why don’t you buy me a drink for the trouble of answering?” >> endl;
\n>> Warning there are “Your place or mine?” >> endl;
\n>> Warning there are “::purr:: only when the local meat is sizzling” >> endl;
\n>> Warning there are “The question isin’t if i’m here often, its who I’m leaving with that counts.” >> endl;<\/p>\n
else
\nflirter_interest–;
\nflirtee_interest –;<\/p>\n
\/\/give a random negative response
\ncout<\/b>(randomresponse)
\n>> Warning there are “Only when I’m waiting for my boyfreind to get off work.” >> endl;
\n>> Warning there are “Nah, I usually don’t like hanging out with people who like places like this.” >> endl;
\n>> Warning there are “You look just like my ex husband when you trried to pick me up just now!” >> endl;
\n>> Warning there are “Only when I want to get vomitously drunk.” >> endl;
\n>> Warning there are “Actually, I was getting ready to leave. Excuse me.” >> endl;<\/p>\n
\/\/our hero is gaining ground<\/p>\n
if (bool lastflirt_wassucessful=”true”);
\n\/\/it was<\/p>\n
\/\/i’ll have a dewars and pepsi(warm)
\nset<\/b> patronmode(Patron_Tim,drinking,dewars_pepsi,5.25);<\/p>\n
\/\/and one for the lady
\nset<\/b> patronmode(Preop_Trans_patient,drinking,rum_coke,4.25);<\/p>\n
\/\/run flirt\/drink again until BAL\/Interest relationship exceeds int copafeel_slap \/\/this is the 80’s and i’m down with the laadies….. \/\/escape subroutine execution, takes argument time in seconds \/\/2 seconds have passed \/\/the truth is out there \/\/escape subroutine execution, continues to use CPU cycles until in threshold is exceeded \/\/pause, while contemplating the bitersweet constant variables of life<\/p>\n set<\/b> transsexuals_bad=”?”; \/\/g’nite folks #include “seedybar.h” #include “var_patron_gen.h” #include “cash_patron_booze_interaction.h” #include tim_defs.h #include questionable_transsexual.cpp \/\/define local variables float cash_In_wallet = “40.00”; float current_BAL = “0.0”; string current_persuasion=”stright” bool has_penis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-accomplished","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2854,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions\/2854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nif copafeel_slap>flirer_interest AND flirer_interest
\nmethod_drunked_response( Preop_Trans_patient,Patron_Tim);
\ncout >> “I’m a transsexual!” >> endl;<\/p>\n
\nvoid c_tim_run(2);<\/p>\n
\nmethod_drunked_response(Patron_Tim,Preop_Trans_patient);
\ncout >> “Preop or Postop?” >> endl;<\/p>\n
\nmethod_drunked_response( Preop_Trans_patient,Patron_Tim);
\ncout >> “Preop” >> endl;<\/p>\n
\n\/\/also calls method to change status of threshold variable
\nvoid c_tim_stumble(current_BAL+.2,set patronmode(Patron_Tim,drinking,gimme_bottle,29.95));<\/p>\n
\nmethod_take_home_get_it_on(Patron_Tim, Preop_Trans_patient);
\nset Patron_Tim.current_persuasion=”???”;<\/p>\n
\n);<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"