{"id":285,"date":"2003-02-13T16:06:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-13T16:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/heehee-2\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:21","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:21","slug":"heehee-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/02\/13\/heehee-2\/","title":{"rendered":"heehee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Steve Tyler\/Joe Perry\/Mark Hudson\/Al Yankovic)<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s somethin&#8217; weird in the fridge today<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know what it is<br \/>\nFood I can&#8217;t recognize<br \/>\nMy roommate won&#8217;t throw a thing away<br \/>\nI guess it&#8217;s probably his<br \/>\nIt looks like it&#8217;s alive&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd livin&#8217; in the fridge&#8230;livin&#8217; in the fridge<br \/>\nLivin&#8217; in the fridge&#8230;livin&#8217; in the fridge<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s somethin&#8217; gross in the fridge today<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s green and growin&#8217; hair<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s been there since July<br \/>\nIf you can name that object<br \/>\nIn that baggie over there<br \/>\nThen mister, you&#8217;re a better man than I<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s livin&#8217; in the fridge<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t stop the mold from growin&#8217;<br \/>\nLivin&#8217; in the fridge<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t tell what it is at all<br \/>\nLivin&#8217; in the fridge<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t stop the mold from growin&#8217;<br \/>\nLivin&#8217; in the fridge<br \/>\nTell me do you think it should be carbon-dated<br \/>\nFumigated or cremated and buried at sea?<br \/>\nYou try to save a little bit of your home cookin&#8217;<br \/>\nCouple weeks later, got a scary-lookin&#8217; specimen<br \/>\nIt always happens, my friend<br \/>\nAgain and again and again and again<br \/>\nSomethin&#8217; stinks in the fridge today<br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s been rottin&#8217; there all week<br \/>\nIt could be liver cake or woolly mammoth steak<br \/>\nWell, maybe I should take another peek&#8230;<br \/>\nLivin&#8217; in the fridge<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t stop the mold from growin&#8217;<br \/>\nLivin&#8217; in the fridge<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t tell what it is at all<br \/>\nLivin&#8217; in the fridge<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t stop the mold from growin&#8217;<br \/>\nLivin&#8217; in the fridge<br \/>\nLivin&#8217; in the fridge<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t know what it is, don&#8217;t know what it is<br \/>\nLivin&#8217; in the fridge<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t know what it is, don&#8217;t know what it is<br \/>\nLivin&#8217; in the fridge<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t know what it is at all<br \/>\nLivin&#8217; in the fridge, yeah<br \/>\nYeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah<br \/>\nYeah yeah yeah<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Steve Tyler\/Joe Perry\/Mark Hudson\/Al Yankovic) There&#8217;s somethin&#8217; weird in the fridge today I don&#8217;t know what it is Food I can&#8217;t recognize My roommate won&#8217;t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-amused","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2858,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions\/2858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}