… (and me dorks, I guess :} )<\/p>\n
Note that the “%” prompt indicates that the command should be issued from the C shell, and the “$” prompt indicates the Bourne shell.<\/i><\/p>\n
% rm meese-ethics
\nrm: meese-ethics nonexistent <\/p>\n
% ar m God
\nar: God does not exist <\/p>\n
% “How would you rate Bush’s incompetence?
\nUnmatched “. <\/p>\n
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
\nMissing ]. <\/p>\n
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
\nModifier failed. <\/p>\n
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
\nToo many (‘s. <\/p>\n
% make love
\nMake: Don’t know how to make love. Stop. <\/p>\n
% sleep with me
\nbad character <\/p>\n
% got a light?
\nNo match. <\/p>\n
% man: why did you get a divorce?
\nman:: Too many arguments. <\/p>\n
% ^What is saccharine?
\nBad substitute. <\/p>\n
% %blow
\n%blow: No such job. <\/p>\n
% (-
\n(-: Command not found. <\/p>\n
$ PATH=pretending! \/usr\/ucb\/which sense
\nno sense in pretending! <\/p>\n
$ drink < bottle; opener \nbottle: cannot open \nopener: not found \n\n$ mkdir matter; cat > matter
\nmatter: cannot create<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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