{"id":327,"date":"2003-03-19T13:13:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-19T13:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/haahaahaayou-so-dont-have-to-be-british\/"},"modified":"2019-02-20T21:56:22","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T21:56:22","slug":"haahaahaayou-so-dont-have-to-be-british","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/03\/19\/haahaahaayou-so-dont-have-to-be-british\/","title":{"rendered":"haahaahaa(you SO don&#8217;t have to be british)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>President George Bush is visiting an elementary school, and he visits one of the classes.   They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their  meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead  the class in the discussion of the word, &#8220;tragedy.&#8221;    So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a  &#8220;tragedy.&#8221;   One little boy stands up and offers, &#8220;If my best friend, who lives  next  door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs  him over,that would be a tragedy.&#8221; &#8220;No,&#8221; says Bush, &#8220;that would be  an ACCIDENT.&#8221;  A little girl raises her hand: &#8220;If a school bus carrying 50 children  drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a  tragedy.&#8221;  &#8220;I&#8217;m afraid not,&#8221; explains Mr. President. &#8220;That&#8217;s what we would call  a GREAT LOSS.&#8221;   The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush  searches the room. &#8220;Isn&#8217;t there someone here who can give me an  example of a tragedy?&#8221;    Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand.  In a quiet voice he says, &#8220;If Air Force  One, carrying Mr. Bush, were  struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by terrorist like  Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy.&#8221;  &#8220;Fantastic,&#8221; exclaims Bush, &#8220;that&#8217;s right. And can you tell me WHY  that  would be a TRAGEDY?&#8221;  &#8220;Well,&#8221; says the boy, &#8220;because it wouldn&#8217;t be an accident, and it  certainly wouldn&#8217;t be a great loss.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>President George Bush is visiting an elementary school, and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","tag-amused","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2900,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions\/2900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delascabezas.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}