If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
\nthree who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she
\nhad syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?<\/b>
\nIf you said yes, you just eliminated Beethoven from the mix.<\/p>\n
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
\ncounts.<\/p>\n
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.<\/b> <\/p>\n
Candidate A –<\/i><\/p>\n
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
\nHe’s had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
\nmartinis
\na day.<\/p>\n
Candidate B –<\/i>
\nHe was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
\nin college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.<\/p>\n
Candidate C –<\/i>
\nHe is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke,
\ndrinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.<\/p>\n
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
\nCandidate B is Winston Churchill.
\nCandidate C is Adolph Hitler.<\/i><\/p>\n
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
\nthan 500 employees and has the following statistics:<\/b><\/p>\n
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
\n* 7 have been arrested for fraud
\n* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
\n* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2
\nbusinesses
\n* 3 have done time for assault
\n* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
\n* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges<\/p>\n
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
\n* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
\n* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year<\/p>\n
It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same
\ngroup of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
\ndesigned to keep the rest of us in line.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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