For those that don’t know IRC… Perhaps you aren’t missing much, below
\nare actual conversations.<\/p>\n
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\n(teefers) im khaleds rat
\n(teefers) he pays me $20 an hour to log anything anyone says about him
\non undernet
\n(teefers) then i send it to him
\n(teefers) and he winnukes people
\n(vulture_) teefers: then log this: Khaled, your programming ineptitude
\nmust be the envy of every Microsoft programmer. not to mention, I hate
\nyou.
\n* teefers sends that shit to khaled and watches alex get winnuked h0 h0
\nh0
\n* vulture_ nearly injures himself watching tcpdump output…
\n(vulture_) \ud83d\ude1b
\n(Untitled2) ha!
\n(Untitled2) I wish I were leet enough to interpret tcpdump raw output
\nreal time
\n(vulture_) ever consider filtering it so you don’t have to?
\n(vulture_) \ud83d\ude1b
\n(Untitled2) what would the fun in that be
\n(vulture_) being able to laugh at someone’s winnuke attempts?
\n(Untitled2) There’s an idea
\n(Untitled2) and have it log to syslog “silly nuke attempt from x.x.x.x
\n(vulture_) “initiating automatic retaliatory smurf…”<\/p>\n
\n(DiscoFever) bah, twas the night befor christmas and all through the
\nhouse
\n(DiscoFever) not a creature was stiring
\n(+cow) not even a mouse?
\n(DiscoFever) except for cow because he was a fucking jew and didn’t
\nbelieve in christmas<\/p>\n
\nJakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
\nAvatarOfSolusek: no
\nAvatarOfSolusek: well
\nAvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
\nJakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their
\nbacks
\nAvatarOfSolusek: lol
\nJakefeb3: now i have a plan
\nJakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable<\/p>\n
\n(Diamond) But what’s truly awesome is my new Radeon 9500 Pro.
\n(tidalblaze) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
\n(Diamond) That I will treat as if it were my first-born child.
\n(tidalblaze) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
\n(Diamond) …Apparently when I have kids I’m going to stick them inside
\na small aluminum box.
\n(Diamond) And have them process numbers for me all day.
\n(Diamond) So I can watch porn.<\/p>\n
\n(pezmasta) my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering
\nmachine<\/p>\n
\n(EM[mMF]) man
\n(EM[mMF]) unix manuals would be so much cooler
\n(EM[mMF]) if they had porn in them
\n(EM[mMF]) like “Basics of the Bash Shell”
\n(EM[mMF]) (LESBIAN PORN)
\n(EM[mMF]) i’d read that shit<\/p>\n
\n* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary,
\nnon-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.<\/p>\n
\n(Xavier) if it has ‘teen’ in the channel name, the collective iq of the
\ngroup can automatically be assumed to be a negative value<\/p>\n
\n(FyNXeR) Pardon my spelling… but I’m from Sweden
\n(sumbody) pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
\n(DrMonkey) pardon my shotgun, i’m from west virginia<\/p>\n
\n(SWM) if the average penis is 6″
\n(SWM) and the average pussy is 8″ deep that means there”s about 2 miles
\nof unused pussy in New York<\/p>\n
\n(inof) God used fork() to create Eve.<\/p>\n
\n(DaZE) at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show
\neveryone… and he said “if i dont get all three of these back this
\nschools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find
\nit..” and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ’em and they
\ngot passed back the cop had 4<\/p>\n
\n(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke detector?
\n(Atarax) Mutiny: yeah
\n(Mutiny) Atarax: why?
\n(Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers.
\n(Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you?
\n(Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn’t give me any special powers, but it
\ndidn’t kill me either
\n(Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave
\n(Atarax) “why is that fuck still alive”<\/p>\n
\n(Kazz) Do vampires have anuses? Cause that’s why I wouldn’t let this kid
\ninvade a vampire’s anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his
\ncharacter was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the
\nanuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don’t have
\nanuses.
\n(Zaratustra) a vampire’s anus is present, but non-working.
\n(Zaratustra) like a network card without the appropriate driver.
\n(Kazz) Wow. You’re the biggest dork on Earth.
\n(Sharkey) And you’re DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.<\/p>\n
\n(Opcode) i was gonna call 911…but i was downloading a file<\/p>\n
\n(skrike) I think the people above me are having sex
\n(skrike) either that or they’re sleeping restlessly and agreeing with
\neach other a lot.<\/p>\n
\n(erno) hm. I’ve lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping,
\nit works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it
\nis.<\/p>\n